Okay, I’m speechless at Greg Knauss’s homage to Ambrose Bierce :
web standards, noun : A large stick or cudgel, used by the slightly more anal-retentive to beat the slightly less anal-retentive.
flash mob, noun :An impromptu gathering, organized by means of electronic communication, of the unemployed.
command line, noun :The most efficient method available for accidentally deleting data.
schedule, noun : A fairy tale with a happy ending, told by the optimistic to the ignorant.
?I see the schedule says we ship next week ? good, good.?