Joseph Muller writes helpful hints for today’s students about politics:
4) The president gets elected for four years, or for as long as it took you to graduate from high school. Senators get elected for six years, or for as long as it took you to graduate with your philosophy degree. Congressmen get elected for two years, or for as long as you lost your license for your DUI. Supreme Court Justices are stuck for life, just like your pregnant friends.