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Cheney’s Appearance

CHENEYS BRIEF APPEARANCE, RETURN TO SECURE LOCATION MAY MEAN SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER, EXPERTS SAY

White House Downplays Veeps Influence Over Seasons

Vice President Dick Cheney emerged from his secure, undisclosed location to make the rounds of the morning news programs this Sunday, but then immediately returned to his hiding place — indicating that America may be in for six more weeks of winter, according to experts.

While appearing with Tim Russert on NBCs Meet the Press, observers say, the Vice President seemed distracted, looking over his shoulder repeatedly as if trying to see his own shadow.

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