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Poopdeck Pappy on Children

Quotes from Popeye, the Robert Altman film starring Robin Williams:

Children. They’re just smaller versions of us you know, but I’m not so crazy about me in the first place, so why would I want one of them?

Children. They cry at you when they’re young, they yell at you when they’re older, they borrows from you when they’s middle-aged and they leave you alone to die.

Children. You give them everything they want. Give them candy and a lot of toys and what do you get in return? You get a lot of noise: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, my poppa’s a mean old man.

Children. Bless their little hearts, if they was really made out of gold, I’d like to sell’em on the open market. I could make me a fortune.

Glen Erickson laughs at an apocryphal story about a hanged man on the set of Wizard of Oz: