Fark Cliches

Except for brief visits every few months, I have luckily avoided checking fark.com on a regular basis. It’s too much of a time-waster to enjoy myself. But here’s a list of fark cliches :

Still no cure for cancer
Attached to taglines on articles about useless research, implying that researchers shouldn’t be wasting their time on studies that conclude that drinking a lot will give you a beer gut (a true study)

Your dog wants steak
This was tacked on to the end of an article about a Japanese device that allows you to communicate with your dog. The joke being anyone who has had a dog can tell you that dogs are not incredibly complex creatures. You can tell what they want just by looking at them