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Opposite day in the Bush administration

In response to an article saying that Bush’s chief domestic advisor was quoted as saying, ““I am never going to hire another woman because they just get pregnant and leave.” a Digg commenter writes:
It’s upside down land. I think every BushCo or GOP official is told to do the exact opposite of their job description:

  • Foley, legislating Child Protection = Foley solicits pages
  • Tobias, promoting Abstinence = Tobias hires prostitutes
  • Rumsfeld heads Defense = instigates war, fails to achieve peace, degrades armed forces.
  • Rice heads State = won’t conduct diplomacy — “it sends the wrong message.”
  • Gonzales heads Justice = “constitution, treaties are quaint, meaningless.”
  • Bush as Commander in Chief = “I do what the Generals want.”
  • Cheney, with no official duties except to survive = runs government from secret bunker, has heart condition that could kill him at any moment.
  • Domestic policy adviser thinks “domestic policy” means “moms stay home.”
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