You may remember Clippy as an annoying interactive help tool in MS Office. Microsoft eventually removed it completely. Here’s a funny joke tool that allows you to bring it back…along with annoying and nonsensical messages. Such as:
- It appears you are connected to the Internet.
- I see that you have been using your mouse.
- Your computer seems to be turned on.
- It looks like your keyboard is working correctly.
- Your productivity has been decreasing lately. I hope everything is ok.
- Sometimes I just popup for no particular reason, like now.
- I have detected a mouse move, this was normal.
- Your posture seems to be degrading, please reposition yourself now.
- Your Windows Desktop icons are still there.
- Your monitor is operational.
- Power to your computer is constant, to protect from data loss you should install a power strip.
- I have detected your F1 key (help) to be working correctly.
- If you ever need any help, just ask me.
- Background processing has rated your typing speed to be below normal.
- Your mouse is dirty. Please clean it to restore optimal performance.
- Unable to follow your instructions.
- It is time to play a game, lets play hide-and-seek.
- Would you like me to go away?
- I thought you should know that today is [date].
- I noticed you have Internet Explorer installed on your system. You can use that to find things on the Internet.
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