Category: Video/Multimedia

  • Linkdump: Cultural and Literary

    First, I am reading and very much enjoying Steven Moore’s landmark book on the Novel: An Alternative History. (Read this review by Steven Donoghue which is extensive and critical though somewhat fair):

    If authors had any genuine talent for categorization, they’d be accountants. Authors are nitwits – that’s what makes them holy; it’s the critic’s job to determine categories. And a critic like Moore, who’s so lost in his pet theory that he’s willing to throw all categories to the wind, does neither writers nor readers any good service.

    I read books for a living, and a hefty number of those books are novels. I know what a novel is, and I’d bet my last basset hound Moore does too (at one point, when discussing an obscure Buddhist text – after once again scorning Buddhism itself, of course – he disqualifies it for ‘novel’ status, saying “we have to draw the line somewhere”). It’s not hard, but it does exclude medieval falconry manuals and ancient Egyptian recipe books. A novel is a coherent prose narrative that’s too long to be read comfortably in one sitting. Eighteen words instead of 700 pages – anticlimactic, I know, but there’s such a thing as making a mountain out of a molehill. If the book in question doesn’t tell (or want to tell) a coherent narrative, it isn’t a novel

    AP story about dog concert being organized by Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson.

    Multimedia artist Anderson said the inspiration for the canine performance came while she was backstage before an event and thought: “Wouldn’t it be great, if you were playing a concert and you look out and you see all dogs?

    Letters of Note reprint some famous or important letters. Faves: Steve Martin’s reply to a fan, Frank Sinatra’s letter to George Michael to chillax, Harlan Ellison’s requirements for giving a blurb, John Lennon’s letter to a clueless art critic and the poignant letter to FDR from a war widow.

    Linda Kirkpatrick writes about the Texas legend of Emily West (who some claim distracted Santa Ana at the Battle of San Jacinto and inspired the song Yellow Rose of Texas).  This comes from the Texas historical webzine Texas Escapes.

    Did  you know North Korea kidnapped one of South Korea’s best directors and actresses  and forced them  to make a North Korean horror film? (Film Review here). The complete movie is on Google Video.  From an IMDB comment:

    The backstory to this movie is pretty darn incredible – made in North Korea by the country’s dictator – the director and two lead performers were actually kidnapped from S. Korea after they refused to work on this movie with the dictator. Seriously – not kidding. As for the movie itself – it is pretty good in many ways. The story itself works as an old village myth – an iron eating monster comes to life to save poor farmers and villagers from a cruel warlord. The effects are cheesy and silly but some of the battle sequences are impressive for no other reasons then you can tell there are literally thousands of people fighting in these scenes. After all the CGI effects of recent time – it was refreshing and stunning to see so many actual people being used in a big battle. Then again, they probably didn’t have much choice. I guess if the dictator of a country tells you to be in his movie, you don’t refuse.

    Ursula Lindsey on how Egyptian bookstores are having problems selling Arabian Nights.

    Salem was the victim of a hisba case — what has become the legal weapon of choice in the arsenal of would-be censors. These are cases — based on a principle in Islamic law — in which an individual may sue another on behalf of society, alleging some grave harm has been done it. Several Islamist lawyers specialize in hisba lawsuits and use them with alarming frequency against writers, intellectuals, and professors whose opinions they deem to have denigrated Islam. Egypt’s minority Christian Coptic population also has its self-appointed moral guardians, eager to take novelists to court. And while charges against a book, author, or publisher are being investigated, the book is usually confiscated from the market.

    My god, I wish someone could file a suit against Glen Beck for bad taste!

    Merrill Markoe has a humorous video Something Extremely Important about her dog. I crack up every time I watch it. Other vids here and here. Markoe was the David Letterman writer who created Stupid Pet Tricks. Oh, imagine having that on your tombstone!

    Similar: Lost as reenacted by Cats in 1 minute. and Viral Video Film School on Adorable Puppies.

    From Thomas Leupp’s scabrous review of Sex and the City 2:

    By this point, King has clearly lost his perspective, unaware of how monstrously self-absorbed and entitled he’s allowed his film’s four protagonists to become, or how their unapologetic opulence might appear to a world still struggling to emerge from economic armageddon. He’s too preoccupied with mounting his female version of Ishtar — replete with awful puns involving camel toes and “Lawrence of my labia” and an atrocious karaoke performance of the feminist anthem “I Am Woman, Here Me Roar” — to notice how badly things have gone awry, and how badly his film reflects upon women.

    And it gets worse. Before leaving Abu Dhabi, the increasingly loathsome quartet become involved in a mishap that ends with Samantha (now effectively reduced to a walking hormone joke) in the middle of a busy town square, holding up a package of condoms, thrusting her hips and shouting, “I have sex!!!” as the Muslim call to prayer is sounded. Sex and the City 2 won’t win any awards (save for a few Razzies), but it could become an effective inspirational video for suicide bombers — provided they can endure the film’s two-and-a-half hour running time, of course.

    This singles map shows the gender ratio of single people in selected cities.  The most interesting thing here is that almost all cities have a higher ratio of males for all age bracket under 40; then it starts to even out and by the time you reach 45-49, females predominate. (Heck, what is killing all those males!?)  This makes me wonder about how the skewed gender ratios are affecting the dating scene in China.

    Patricia Gutman writes about how evolutionary biology is changing literary criticism and vice versa.  The comment section is amazing – populated by bitter academics and people generally frustrated by the drivel coming out of English departments.  The comment section makes clear that the real issue is not the latest trend coming out of English departments, but the futile attempt by English departments to embrace the social sciences as a way to improve their prominence in academia. Or to put it in another way: English departments are underfunded, teachers are woefully underpaid and they need alternate funding sources.  Here’s one comment that attempts to rebut this charge:

    There are several kinds of internet trolls conjured forth by internet discussions about English Departments and their internal workings:

    1) The math and science Philistine trolls: while most science types have a healthy respect for the humanities, there is a vocal minority that will seize any opportunity to mock and belittle that which makes them feel insecure: intellect used in the service of something other than the empirical and the rational. Art. Literature. Maybe this is their revenge for that “B-” in Classic Modern Novels. I’m not sure, but it would seem that these trolls would rather see humanity evolve into the Borg cube than the Federation.

    2) Bitter, rejected English department grads who feel rejected by the mother they love because she can’t find them a job. This group is perhaps the most transparent. Most are in fact aware deep down that their spite is motivated by ego bruising and rejection, but they just can’t help spitting on the nipple that once nursed them.

    3) Cultural conservatives. These people hate literature because it is a “liberal” art. They know that if their sons and daughters read, they may might become more empathetic, might become bleeding hearts who want to do terrible things like provide health care for those in need. They are driven to troll these threads by the same motivation that drives them to troll science and environmental threads: hatred of the intellect, fear of that which they don’t understand, and provincialism.

    4) Overly romantic creative writers: most creative writers have healthy understanding of the role of critics and scholars (who are also teachers of literature, after all). But there is a vocal minority who wish to maintain a hostile divide between creating and reacting to art. These people are mostly art purists, anti-intellectual romantics who just don’t understand why universities pay people to teach literature rather than pay them to finish their sonnet cycles and slam poems.

    5) Undergrads who received a low grade in a literature class. It can’t be that I wrote an obvious and vague paper! Look! The whole field is messed up! It wasn’t me!

    Strange bedfellows, no?

    All of these groups share some common misunderstandings: for one, that English departments are dying (they are not, statistics show enrollment has been fairly steady and the long-term enrollment trend is up). English departments continue to dominate almost all university humanities in terms of enrollment and student interest. Another misunderstanding: that intellectual restlessness and diversity in a field somehow amounts to intellectual death. The opposite is true. English departments versatility, prolixity, and openness to change comprise a strength, not a weakness.

    (By the way, I clearly reside in camps 2 and 4! See my thoughts about grad school here).

    Peter Gutmann is a lawyer who writes a lot of criticism about classical music. Here’s a great profile he did of the German composer Wilhelm Furtwangler (who stayed in Nazi Germany even though he kept it at arm’s length):

    Despite his valid cultural intentions, he unwittingly bolstered the German war effort.

    For example, Furtwängler accepted the Vice Presidency of the mandatory performers’ union and served on a commission that approved the programs of all public concerts. He assumed these positions of leadership in order to maximize his impact upon preserving cultural integrity and assuring exposure to composers and artists of quality. But his constant visibility also served to legitimize and lend credibility to the Nazi regime, not only in the eyes of foreign observers, but to the citizenry as well: after all, how could the Nazis be thoroughly depraved barbarians if someone like Furtwängler could coexist with them?

    Similarly, after the War many asserted that Furtwängler concerts had served to rally Resistance members. These events succeeded in assembling a core group of cultural leaders for a post-war Germany who would vaunt humanism over militarism. Even outside Germany, many emigrants were inspired by Furtwängler as a symbol of their dissent. Thus, Furtwängler’s wartime activities may have produced lasting humanitarian benefits. In the short run, though, they had the opposite effect.

    As biographer Sam Shirakawa aptly notes, Furtwängler may have offered his art for the sake of “true Germans,” but he had no control over its dissemination. Thus, his concerts were broadcast to bolster troop morale. Worse, Hitler and his top henchmen often attended Furtwängler concerts to bask in his musical balm. That same balm may have lulled the frustrations of intellectuals and artists into indifference and diverted their energies from actively opposing the ongoing war and genocide. Furtwängler only saw music as a force for moral redemption. He once told Toscanini: “Human beings are free wherever Wagner and Beethoven are played and if they are not free at first, they are freed while listening to these works.” But the hearts of Nazi soldiers did not melt and the souls of their leaders proved impervious to aesthetic redemption. Were those responsible for (or at best indifferent toward) the liquidation of innocent millions really entitled to have their consciences set free by the liberating glory of music?

    Nor was Furtwängler’s personal outlook free of paradox. Indeed, even his attitude toward Jews was inconsistent. One of the axioms of Nazi social engineering was that Jews were incapable of being true spiritual Germans and therefore were less than fully human and a social pollution. Nowhere was the absurdity of this assumption more apparent than in classical music, as many of Germany’s finest performers were Jews. Indeed, the pianist Artur Schnabel, a Jew, was universally hailed as the preeminent exponent of Mozart, Schubert and especially Beethoven, the quintessential German musicians. And yet, although he was ideally equipped to reject the Nazi racist view, Furtwängler often drew distinctions between two classes of Jews.

    On the one hand, he ardently supported Jews who had arrived at the top of their musical, artistic, scientific or academic professions. Furtwängler vehemently opposed Nazi efforts to oust such individuals, as they had become an integral part of, and significant contributors to, German culture. The vast majority of Jews whom Furtwängler assisted were professionals (or their families or acquaintances).

    On the other hand, though, Furtwängler apparently felt that Jews outside these exalted ranks were potentially subversive and therefore expendable. He endorsed attacks upon alleged Jewish domination of newspapers because, in his view, this supplanted the development of a truly “German” press. Similarly, he seemed to indulge boycotts of Jewish commerce, protesting only the resultant adverse foreign publicity and the threat of a spill-over that could deplete the arts.

  • Some Amazing Podcasts & Video

    Patrick McClean tells a true 30 minute audio story about getting shot. Hilarious, sardonic and profound.  I had blogged about Patrick McClean in 2006 . Here’s some of his best storytelling pieces.  By the way, it’s not really a story, but the Hans Solo Theory is intriguing. McClean now is blogging more regularly (not just podcasting). He used to keep all his stories on the TheSeachachai website but has decided to put more recent content on a different web domain.

    From Miette’s Story Podcast, there is an outstanding story by Lydia Millett, Sir Duke about the life of a dogwalker. Every moment of the story is beautiful, and Miette does as great job reading it. Also good: a reading of Raymond Carver’s Feathers and Kelly Link’s A Specialist’s Hat.

    I haven’t listened to Miette’s version of it yet, but I noticed that she did a reading of Jean Stafford’s Interior Castle. This is an intense and appalling and unforgettable  story about a woman getting reconstructive surgery and how she is alone with her thoughts. I heard another recorded version of it, and it moved me deeply.

    Also, here’s a 37 minute video of recently deceased author  David Markson reading at 92Y.

    From the Key West Literary Seminar are 3 interesting readings/lectures: Gore Vidal wings it, Joy Williams tells a story about a childhood crush. I generally recommend anything by William Kennedy, but I am hesitant to recommend this reading by William Kennedy because it’s only an excerpt of a story.Richard Wilbur does some great poetry readings here and here and here.  In that last one (I think) he does a reading of a hilarious and great poem The Disappearing Alphabet:

    Without the letter I, there’d be
    No word for your IDENTITY,
    And so you’d find it very tough
    To tell yourself from other stuff.
    Sometimes, perhaps, you’d think yourself
    A jam jar on the pantry shelf.
    Sometimes you’d make a ticking sound
    And slowly move your hands around.
    Sometimes you’d lie down like a rug,
    Expecting to be vacuumed. Ugh!
    Surely, my friends, you now see why
    We need to keep the letter I.

  • The Inimitable Catherine Tate & Stephen Moffat

    While stumbling upon random things on Youtube, I came across this hilarious comedy character called Lauren Cooper (played by Catherine Tate).

    Amazingly, I stumbled upon Catherine Tate on Season 4 of Doctor Who (a friend of mine tells me that her comic talents were underutilized on this show).

    Charlie Jane Anders has a guide for getting started with Doctor Who.

    Finally, Stephen Moffat wrote an outstanding Doctor Who parody episode. Moffat wrote some of the best episodes in the new Doctor Who including the Empty Child and Blink. He also was the main writer for the British sex comedy Coupling.

  • Ipad, music vids, crime & media linkdump

    I’m determined to actually get work done today and not do a lot of random stuff. So this blogpost will merely record some things I’ve found over the last few days.

    Totally random video by Steve Martin talking about the Jerk to the AFI. The movie is not that well-regarded, but is exactly right for my age group and doesn’t have a dull moment. See also his Mark Twain prize Acceptance speech.

    Some pretty amazing nostalgia videos:

    • B52s sing Downtown in 1978 before they became famous. (I can’t get this out of my head!)  Petula Clark said in an interview that she also preferred her version best, but it was pointed out that her version had no cow bell to which she thought, then replied, "I like the B-52’s version better too!" There are many videos from that 1978 performance, including Rock Lobster.
    • Speaking of Petula, here is her Downtown in German. At that time apparently singers used to sing the same song in many different languages. Here’s Clark’s  incredible Hello Dolly in French.
    • Quite accidentally I stumbled upon a marvelous (and sexually explicit) music video  also named Downtown by Peaches. SFW, but I would wait until you get home!
    • Midnight Special had some great live performances including Bad Bad Leroy Brown, Steve Miller’s  The Joker, Taste of Honey’s Boogie Oogie Oogie and Manfred Mann’s Blinded by the Light.  I don’t know if this is necessarily a good thing, but it’s interesting how the Midnight Special’s live performances sound pretty similar to the canonical recordings (with a few embellishments).
    • Speaking of Croce’s, his live performances are electrifying. Here’s his 1972 live performance of You Don’t Mess Around with Jim.  He was 29 at the time, a year before he died. It’s a sad fact that America doesn’t recognize great artists until it is too late. (Fortunately, for regular readers of this blog, you already know who is  the best songwriter in the USA today   because I’ve interviewed her! 

    Nick Bilton on computers and eyestrain (a very important question for ebooks):

    “The new LCDs don’t affect your eyes,” Mr. Taussig said. “Today’s screens update every eight milliseconds, whereas the human eye is moving at a speed between 10 and 30 milliseconds.”

    From the same article, a quote by ergonomic expert Alan Hedge:

    Professor Alan Hedge, director of the Human Factors and Ergonomics Laboratory at Cornell University, said that reducing eye fatigue is less a matter of choosing a specific display than of taking short breaks from looking at the screen.

    When we read, Dr. Hedge explained,  a series of ocular muscles jump around and can cause strain, regardless of whether we are looking at pixels or paper. “While you’re reading, your eyes make about 10,000 movements an hour. It’s important to take a step back every 20 minutes and let your eyes rest,” he said.

    See also the NYT Room for Debate with some technology luminaries about the ipad and portable devices. the biggest complaint seems to be that the iPad didn’t really tap into the power of the cloud. See also the exhaustive 18 page Arstechnica Review of iPad.  It is exhaustive, but I bet about 10 of these 18 pages are just screenshots.

    Eric Alterman reports about the “free pass” that reporters gave John McCain in the 2008 campaign:

    McCain flatters the press in other ways as well. For instance, he is particularly adept at embracing reporters’ romantic notions of themselves as tough-minded, hard-charging opponents of power, particularly conservative power. After facing questions from the late Tim Russert, host of NBC’s influential Meet the Press, he opined, "I just had my interrogation on Russert…. It’s a good thing I had all that preparation in North Vietnam!" One can hardly imagine what it must have been like for McCain to endure what he did as a POW in North Vietnam, but it’s hard to believe that it is an appropriate metaphor for taking questions about his main opponent in the Republican primary such as this: "Is Governor Romney waving the white flag?… Is Governor Romney suggesting surrender?"

    And then there’s the special treatment, given no other American politician, to allow McCain to make his case to the public. When Media Matters conducted a study of Sunday-morning network guest lists, it discovered that the most frequent invitee during the nine-year period of 1997-2005 was McCain, who had appeared 124 times–over 50 percent more than his closest competitor. What’s more, not only was he the most frequent guest, he was the most honored. McCain was accorded eighty-six solo interviews. The runner-up in this solo interview sweepstakes was former Democratic Senator Tom Daschle, with just forty-five. As Senate minority leader, Daschle was the highest-ranking official in his party; McCain, who was on the outs with the leadership of his party for much of this period, was the leader of nothing but himself. In fact, during the early period of Bush’s presidency, before–apparently–he decided that he wanted to be the Republican nominee for President in 2008, McCain often represented the Democratic position on questions about taxes and political reform.

     

    As much as Eric Alterman is right about everything, the main mistake he made was in turning this article into a laundry list of things which were wrong about McCain (which at present is of no importance). I would have preferred that this story be about the media and not merely about presidential politics.

    Timothy Noah on what the IRS will really do when health care reform passes:

    When someone files their return, the insurance company will send us a little box that is checked, a yes-no question, that says do they have coverage or not. They’ll send it to the individual, the individual will attach it to their return, and they’ll send it to us. Think [of it] just like a 1099, where you get information reporting about the interest that you have on the bank account. We will run matching programs around that, and if somebody doesn’t have coverage they’ll either have paid the penalty that they owe or they’ll get a letter from us saying that you owe this amount.

    I think there’s a couple important points that I would make, though, about our role in health reform. One is these are not the kinds of things—check the box whether you’re here or not—that we send agents out about. These are things where you get a letter from us. Second is Congress was very careful to make sure that there was nothing too punitive in this bill. … First of all, there’s no criminal sanctions for not paying this, and there’s no ability to levy a bank account or do seizures, some of the other tools.

    My belief is while some people may play with the kind of question that was asked, the vast majority of American people have a healthy respect for the law and want to be compliant with their tax obligations and whatever else the law holds. People will get letters from us. We can actually do collection if need be. People can get offsets of their tax returns in future years [italics mine], so there’s a variety of ways for us to focus on things like fraud, things like abuse, and we’re gonna run a balanced program.

    As an aside, I have to say that Slate really publishes some good stuff both in the past and present.  I just read David Plotz’s 2001 Seed Series (about the children produced by sperm bank donations).  The series is long and fascinating; I would start with this article which summarizes the results he collected.

    James Rainey summarizes the results from a Norman Lear study about local news media:

    New study of 30 minute  local news programs:

    • ads = > 8 minutes
    • news outside city = 7.5 minutes
    • weather & teasers = 6 minutes

    Out of 8.5 remaining minutes most are crime scene, rescued animal stories, human interest stories, leaving less than 30 seconds for actual investigative reporting. Rainey comments:

    You’re sure to learn about the Guitar Hero championships. (Slammin’ video. No analysis required.) But don’t expect to find out much about who’s running for Assembly or just how much library hours will be reduced by the latest city budget cuts.

    Speaking of which, I just learned that Houston Public Library hours have been reduced… again! Oh, well.

    My old government teacher Murvin Auzenne offers this gem by Valerie Callanan’s Feeding the Fear of Crime: Crime-related Media and Support for Three Strikes.

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    "…Research has shown that the pubilc believes that crime levels are the same or worse than what is presented in the media…surveys conducted in 1993 and 1994 found that almost 90% of respondents thought that crime was rising and at an all time high ,even though crime, particularly violent crime , had already started to decline….

    The implications are unsettling. Silly me; I used to think that prison corporations contributing to electoral campaigns of tough-on-crime judicial candidates was the only dsyfunctional influence.

    Christopher Helman explains why large corporations don’t appear to pay income taxes: they defer income and put costs in high-tax countries and profits in low-income countries. Oh, the advantages of being a multinational corporation!

  • John Denver parody protests mountain top removal

    Tonya Adkins uses a John Denver song to protest mountain top removal in West Virginia.  Lyrics by Bob Kinkaid. Eloquent and heartbreaking.

    As I listened to the original John Denver song, I was shocked to discover that the song was specifically about West Virginia mountains (making the parody all the more poignant).

    Almost heaven West Virginia
    Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah river
    Life is old there older than the trees
    Younger than the mountains blowin’ like a breeze
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belove
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    All my memories gather round her
    Miner’s lady stranger to blue water
    Dark and dusty painted on the sky
    Misty taste of moonshine teardrops in my eyes
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    I hear a voice in the morning hour as she calls me
    The radio reminds me of my home far away
    Drivin’ down the road I get a feelin’
    That I should have home yesterday yesterday
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belove
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    Take me home country roads
    Take me home country roads

    From a recent scientific paper on the subject:

    The U.S. Clean Water Act and its implementing regulations state that burying streams with materials discharged from mining should be avoided. Mitigation must render nonsignificant the impacts that mining activities have on the structure and function of aquatic ecosystems. The Surface Mining Control and Reclamation Act imposes requirements to minimize impacts on the land and on natural channels, such as requiring that water discharged from mines will not degrade stream water quality below established standards.

    Yet mine-related contaminants persist in streams well below valley fills, forests are destroyed, headwater streams are lost, and biodiversity is reduced; all of these demonstrate that MTM/VF causes significant environmental damage despite regulatory requirements to minimize impacts. Current mitigation strategies are meant to compensate for lost stream habitat and functions but do not; water-quality degradation caused by mining activities is neither prevented nor corrected during reclamation or mitigation.

    Clearly, current attempts to regulate MTM/VF practices are inadequate. Mining permits are being issued despite the preponderance of scientific evidence that impacts are pervasive and irreversible and that mitigation cannot compensate for losses. Considering environmental impacts of MTM/VF, in combination with evidence that the health of people living in surface-mining regions of the central Appalachians is compromised by mining activities, we conclude that MTM/VF permits should not be granted unless new methods can be subjected to rigorous peer review and shown to remedy these problems. Regulators should no longer ignore rigorous science. The United States should take leadership on these issues, particularly since surface mining in many developing countries is expected to grow extensively

  • I should know better

    Every time I watch a British historical costume drama, I tell myself that surely there has to be at least one example from  the genre which  is not a dreadful bore.

    Nope.

    Out of boredom, I started watching Dr. Who (2005 version). I found it a silly escapist time-waster, but at least it didn’t pretend to be anything else.  (Coincidentally, I just watched an episode written by Stephen Moffat who was the main writer for Coupling, the hilarious BBC sex romp).

    Now that more and more Criterion films are coming onto Netflix, I have no excuse not to be watching great cinema. But there are days when you watch crap precisely because it is crap.

    Only 20 more hours until the next Lost episode. 20 more hours. What will I do in the meantime?

  • Please admire my restraint

    I could probably read it forever, but instead I decided to stop reading the televisionwithoutpity.com forum about Lost after “only” 18 pages of a 37 page thread.

    Lost Season 6 has been as good as ever.

    It must be terrifying to write for the show, knowing that your fan base (we call ourselves “Losties”) is going to dissect every single detail.  I wouldn’t call Lost great art, but I think it will be enjoyed for many generations afterwards.

    I think we need to have a rule abolishing time travel episodes.

    I have deeper thoughts about this series, but now won’t be the time to share them.

    Most important plot insight: TV series that use time-travel episodes need to avoid hiring child actors!

    Semi-related: my new dachshund crapped on my TV remote control and caused it to break somehow.

  • Risque Music Videos: Nonsensical or Subversive?

    Here are 3  songs that are going to infect your brain: nonsensical songs with obscene lyrics and a hard rhythm. (By the way, both were features on the 2009 SXSW mp3 torrent download).

    Here’s an amazing rap song and an amazing music video by hip hopper  Bomani Armah called Read a Book! If you check  his website, you see a creative articulate talent.

    • Bomani is frustrated and dumbfounded by the crippling limits of the English language. He wishes he was a visual artist, cause there is no way words like “love” should mean as many things as it does. It’s part of the reason he has no problem with slang, ebonics, bad diction, bad grammar or just straight making up words. Ya undadig?
    • Bomani thinks artistic competitions are over rated, and that battle rapping is played out. Real art cannot be a competition. Any art award boils down to a popularity contest, which has it’s own merit, but does not validate or denigrate art.
    • Bomani, in his heart, values fame at least 5 times more than money. In his head though, he’s calculating his sons’ college education. In his spirit he could care less about any of it..
    • Bomani will support violent, misogynistic, socially irrelevant and mind numbingly stupid expressions if he likes it artistically. You can try to have a logical debate about it, but he’s an artist and will answer all your inquiries as to why he likes said art until he is left with the final answer of “Because”.
    • Bomani is not one of those artists who create for his self. There is a time for meaningless abstractness that is meant to confuse, intrigue, and make highbrow people feel good about understanding. (It’s called therapy).
    • He does not need or encourage the use of intoxicants to inspire art (but if you got it, pass it)

    Here’s song #2:  European electronic dj/rapper. LeLe’s Breakfast.  It occurs to me that whereas the lyrics of Bomani Armah are playful but message-oriented,  the lyrics of   lot of European electro-hiphop means absolutely nothing!  (Perhaps because the target audience is people whose first language is not English?) Compare to another European music group E-rotic  which uses very suggestive sexual lyrics, but nobody would accuse it of corrupting our youth. Music can get away with a lot on the dance floor.  Musicians are always attuned to the sound of words, but I think European singers  depend on it more to attract listeners. Listen to 2 more songs: Tings That’s Not My Name and Lele’s Skinny Jeans . Obviously I could pick out examples to prove or disprove this statement. But it seems to me that if you live in (basically) a monolingual culture, musicians try really hard to use the songs to express ideas and feelings in a verbal way. Busta Rhymes Gimme Some More, like other rap songs is so densely packed that one is aware of how much is flying past. Nowadays commercial artists probably write songs with an eye towards making a music video (and so pack a lot more imagery and melodrama than would normally be there).  Music videos  help in the decoding process, but I seriously doubt a European rap artist could spend so much time making his lyrics so intricate and slangy and topical. 

    Related: psychological research about earworms, (songs that get in your mind and can’t get out). Also, suggestions about what and what not to do in the event you are infected.

  • Why, Netflix, Why?

    I have one question for Netflix. I need an answer. If you click on the movie metadata, you can see other films by the same director or cast member. Why on earth would Netflix not also let you browse by the name of the script writer? They don’t even list it in the metadata.

    I remember reading somewhere that in Shakespeare’s time his plays were very famous, and people associated them mainly with the   actors who played the leads – but nobody had  never heard of Shakespeare’s name. Shakespeare wasn’t exactly hiding his identity; in fact he published poetry widely under his name.  Looking back, it seems unbelievable that fans didn’t see what Shakespeare had accomplished in the theatre.  

    Maybe someday in the not-too-distant future nobody will know who Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise is, but will fondly remember Glen & Les Charles, Bryan FullerGrant Naylor and Steven Mofatt. Those names don’t sound familiar? How typical. They’re some of the best script writers in the business – but none of them are listed on Netflix. (Thankfully, IMDB does list all of these people… as does Wikipedia).

  • Netflix downloads are really cheap… and postage is expensive

    In a story about the announcement that 5 different HDTV manufacturers will be equipped to show Netflix movies, Ryan Lawler reports on the economics of Netflix

    That’s good news from a financial point of view, as streaming video comes with a much lower delivery cost than shipping discs. According to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings at NewTeeVee Live, the company spends about $600 million a year on postage for its mail-order business, but the cost of streaming a video title is much cheaper than delivering a DVD by mail — about 5 cents a gig for bandwidth — or about a nickel per movie.

    I’m guessing that two postage for DVDs is 50 cents at bulk rate, and that labor/storage costs for sending out DVDs is probably the same. In other words, it’s cheaper for Netflix to let  customers  watch 20 movies via streaming than to send 1 DVD in the mail.

    (If I assume that I watch 60 movies/TV episodes via Instant Viewing a month — not inconceivable — that still is cheaper for Netflix than having to mail out 3 DVDs a month.

    There are disadvantages with instant viewing. Unreliability of the Internet connection (not Netflix’s fault), no DVD extras and the fact that a lot of titles are still not available via Instant Viewing (and may never well be).

    These disadvantages are outweighed (I feel) by significant advantages with instant viewing: the ability to watch something whenever you want to, not having to worry about sending back DVDs and the fact that many TV shows are available without advertising.

    I guess the real problem down the road comes when Netflix is such a dominant market player that it keeps raising prices. That could happen if Amazon.com buys Netflix, which has been rumored for a while. In that case, a TV that has Netflix capability may seem less important than having a separate piece of hardware which can play Netflix AND other channels (i.e., the Roku).

    In any case, I still love my Netflix and Roku combination  . In the recent Roger Ebert piece on  Top 20 films of the decade, 5 of them are available for instant viewing.

  • Walt Whitman & Levi’s Jeans

    Here’s an amazing TV commercial for Levi’s Jeans starring…. Walt Whitman!

    Yes, that’s his actual voice reading the 1888 poem America in this video poem/commercial.  Here’s another video poem for Whitman’s Pioneers from Leaves of Grass..this time read by actor Will Greer. (These pieces are directed by M. Blash of the ad agency Wieden & Kennedy).

    Aja Gabel comments:

    When I watch the commercials, I am convinced that I am the mistress of my own fate. I’m just not sure if I’m okay with that fate being sold to me for $40 a pair by a man who worked nearly his entire life to eschew the mainstream. If Whitman wore jeans, he wore them because they were the clothes of the rebellious, not because they were the affordable uniform of the pretty.

    I’m actually all for corporations co-opting public domain images and sounds and stories. It’s good to have a lifeline to previous eras, good to see a contemporary rendering of an early poem. Perhaps it would be better if videographers did these kinds of reworking outside of ads  (so we don’t have to spend so much time guessing at the video’s hidden agenda).  What next – Emily Dickinson being used to sell deodorant?

  • Why Phantom Menace was not a complete failure By Robert Nagle

    Here’s a humorous 70 minute video review analyzing why Star Wars: The Phantom Menace didn’t work as film-making.  (Don’t worry; it’s broken down into 10 minute chunks).

    The review is sarcastic/silly/vulgar, but the critiques are valid: the film has no protagonist; the plot is too complicated, the Jedi’s powers are too unclear and arbitrary, there’s too much eye candy  and the ending is too disjointed. (Also, he pointed out a lot of logical inconsistencies).  I enjoyed the critique, but ultimately it did not dissuade me. Star Wars Phantom Menace wasn’t a disaster; although the plot was arcane and ridiculous, I had no problems following it and even enjoyed some  plot tricks (like Queen  Amidala’s switching places with her servant). The mistake the critic makes is that stories need to have one plot line (see Lost), that characters need to be individualized and that spectacle is intrinsically unsatisfying. The story is a good comic book adventure; I guess the film suffers from unrealistic expectations; I think Lucas aspires mainly to make an enjoyable and escapist  B movie.

    One problem is that it is a big budget film and needs to deliver the goods (visually speaking). If Lucas had aimed for something on a smaller budget but with more episodes, you wouldn’t face the pressure of having to make the good vs. evil struggle seem so portentous (and a Jar Jar misstep seem too fatal). But the Star Wars franchise aspires to be larger than life; Lucas Arts was paid precisely to make something that looked amazing on the big screen.

    Let me refute a common complaint that Lucas’s dialogue was wooden. Not on your life! The dialogue is functional and sometimes overly formal, but that is the film’s style. (In fact, Jar Jar serves as a good counterweight to the overly formal conversational style). When watching Revenge of the Sith, I was reminded at several times of moments from Greek tragedy; The dialogue of Greek tragedy was kind of wooden too by the way, but no one seemed to notice ….

    The two objections which linger with the overall Star Wars franchise is 1)there are too many characters onscreen at once, so there is little focus and 2)too much fighting! The film only knows how to create dramatic tension with fight scenes.

    But if you examine both complaints, there are answers. First, Star Wars provides enough back story for audience members to follow these characters pretty easily. Second, these three films are about fighting and the struggle between good and evil. It is like criticizing the movie Platoon for having too much blood in it.

    Actually my complaint with these swashbuckling films is that violence is not presented in a realistic enough manner. Nobody really dies; injuries always seem to be nothing more than flesh wounds and very rarely do we see people retreating or avoiding conflict.  The first step to prevailing is to stay alive, and repeated engagement doesn’t seem to be a successful long-term strategy.

    Lucas wants to immerse you in the middle of armed conflict. That’s fine. I wish that the stakes for his franchise didn’t have to be so high; a TV series is much better at presenting a series of incidents which reveal character. That’s one thing the show Lost does admirably. It builds upon individual conflicts until we reach some kind of climax at the end of season. One of my favorite Lost episodes is when Hurley discovers a Volkwagon minivan and tries to get it to work; there’s another episode about the survivors fighting over the Dharma rations. Totally unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but also fun. Unfortunately the Star Wars episodes are never allowed to have much fun (except perhaps the pod races).

    I can’t find the URL, but one person wrote to Roger Ebert to complain that the problem with Phantom Menace is that there is no Hans Solo character. In other words, if the film had a character who didn’t take himself seriously or seemed to enjoy the adventure for its own sake, the film would be more of a success. As I said, Jar Jar sort of fulfills that role. But that criticism is not altogether fair. In the Star Wars universe, characters have a dramatic seriousness and rarely have simple aspirations. If you enter the Star Wars universe, you just have to accept that. Compare this to Star Trek which has just as much back story and mythology and yet does not get bogged down in melodrama (but has too much time travel, a common cliche these days).

    One of my favorite sci fi series is Red Dwarf, a goofy satire on sci fi in general. Leave aside the show’s satirical aspects, I just loved the smallness of each show’s plot. Basically, the writers had to come up with conflicts which three ragtag characters could deal with. That constrained the plot possibilities (a good thing). The problem with Star Wars is that it is too big. Wouldn’t it be good  to limit the scope of the action to one character?

    A final point about character. The Star Wars critic makes a big deal out of the fact that characters in the Phantom Menace are not memorable. Fair enough. But even in sci fi TV series,  characters start out flat and then grow over time. In Red Dwarf,  Rimmer starts out as a coward (and basically remains one). But through the seasons  we learn more about why he became a coward and how  his cowardice manifests itself. Entire episodes are devoted to elaborating on a single personality quirk. Unfortunately,  Star Wars works on a larger canvas and feels compelled to  address larger social issues of justice and vengeance and evil…at the expense of exploring individual lives.

    The problem with Star Wars (and alas, with Greek drama) is  mythology. Mythology isn’t particularly entertaining; it doesn’t allow  much definition of individuals. This  magical/mythical/touchy-feely nonsense which infects  the Lost/Heroes/Buffy/Angel universes  (but NOT necessarily Star Trek) makes it easy to forget about characters and real life. Instead, we have to worry about the internal consistencies of the Force/vampires/Unobtainium/time travel and not really think about the significance of what we are watching.   Red Dwarf comes closer to doing that because it asks  existential questions: how will  humans respond to millenial and technological loneliness?  (The Answer: by watching old movies, bossing around robots  and cultivating  petty obsessions).

    I love the Star Wars franchise – if only for nostalgic reasons. But at some point I have to wonder if a livelier film couldn’t have been made for a fraction of Phantom Menace’s budget…and LucasArts wouldn’t have to obsess over creating  dramatic masterpieces and just make it easy to explore an alternate world with different rules and conflicts.

  • Brilliant Schoolhouse Rock & Schoolhouse Rock Parodies

    Here are some schoolhouse rock music videos. These were short educational songs that they showed on American TV in the 1970s. Most person over the age of 30 knows almost all of these songs by heart. These are great songs, and they reveal a lot about the style from the 1970s. There are countless examples, but my faves are InterjectionsConjunction Junction, A Noun is a person, place or thing, Verbs, Multiplication Rock: I got Six (I just loved the fact they made a song about a number!), Three is a Magic Number, Figure Eight, The Preamble.

    I showed a few vids to my nephew, and he loved them (although Youtube was acting flaky, so he didn’t watch a lot).  I just love how the songs introduce grammar concepts that are intermediate but the song but doesn’t teach down to people. A few  observations:

    • I just love how the girl jumps into the frame in A Noun is a person place or thing. Immediately we grasp that there are two realities, the reality of the song and the reality of the example. Anybody instantly gets it.
    • Conjunction Junction is actually a very intricate song and that runon sentence that the song ends with is both whimsical and illustrative of how conjunctions lets you extend sentences endlessly. And what a great metaphor!
    • Frequently the song is singing at several different levels: to the youngest learner, to the smart middle schooler and to the adult.
    • Preamble is a good anthem kind of song, giving significance to a paragraph which would normally bore people. Bravo for tackling that subject!
    • Verbs and I got Six have a dated quality, conveying the new enthusiasm for ethnic identities and empowerment.
    • I love musical videos that incorporate text and fonts, giving reinforcement in several mediums.

    Now here’s the great news. Schoolhouse Rock has put out an ecology/climate change series of songs called Earth Rock this year. See You oughta be saving water, Trash Can Band, Don’t be a carbon sasquatch! , Save the Ocean (complete), the Rainforest, Little Things we Do (I love this!)

    Apparently Mad TV did some brilliant Schoolhouse Rock parodies: Dysfunction junction, Nouns, Fatty, Fatty get your junk food here and Substitute Teacher math. Their level of parody rises to the level of brilliance of the original videos.

  • Political Humor Pt 3551

    David Letterman gives the top 10 presidential moments of George W. Bush.

    Here’s Letterman whining (and I do mean whining ) when John McCain cancelled an appearance.

    It’s funny how they have let Letterman become more political and opinionated over the past couple of years.

  • Shut Up and Let me Eat my Fish!

    I woke up at 4:00 AM in the morning determined to write a storm of fiction. Instead I end up catching on some random blogs! Time is a-wastin.

    Ok, let me get it out of the way. (Hey, it’s my birthday now).

    I really enjoy satirical blogs and don’t hype them enough.

    IOZ Interviews Malcolm Gladwell:

    IOZ: Malcolm, what is your new book about?
    MG: Well, IOZ, it’s about how when you call across a room, street, or open outdoor area to someone who hasn’t previously noticed you, they will hear you and become aware of your presence. This is really a remarkable phenomenon, but much of the newest research has yet to be written about for a general audience. I got the idea one day when I was in Manhattan. I was on Bleeker, and suddenly someone called, "Hey!" Before that, I hadn’t known he was there. Afterward, I did. So I started to ask myself, what goes on in that moment. What is the real story there? In a broader sense, it is a book about what it means to be human.
    IOZ: Heady stuff, no doubt. But Malcolm, won’t some people say, oh, that is just glib repackaging of a totally banal and widely appreciated fundamental of everyday, lived experience?
    MG: They might, but they would be misunderstanding the central idea of the book. You see, this isn’t a story that’s been told before. It isn’t about hearing, or voice recognition, or the habits of human public interaction. Those stories have been told before. This is really a story about an idea.

    Fafblog on the Iranian threat:

    Q: Is Iran a threat?
    A: Oh yes. Even as we speak Iran is potentially starting the beginnings of a very possibly quite almost-real hypothetically nuclear weapons program!
    Q: Oh no! How many nuclear weapons does Iran already have?
    A: Counting warheads, ICBMs, mid- and long-range missiles, ABMs, tactical nukes, bunker-busters and submarine-based weaponry, the full nuclear arsenal of Iran at this moment is very rapidly just beginning to quite possibly approach a number just short of one!
    Q: That makes them almost as deadly as the rogue nation of Whoville or the Islamic Republic of Candyland!
    A: And they could be just months away from an actual bomb!
    Q: But they’ve been just months away from a bomb for years now.
    A: I know! Which means in terror years, Iran already has a bomb… in your child’s precious brain!
    Q: But that’s where she keeps her sugarplum dreams!
    A: That’s why it’s up to us to already have being stopped them!
    Q: What will Iran do with nuclear weapons?
    A: Terrible things. For a start, it will have them.
    Q: Oh no!
    A: And once it has them, it can threaten to use them, if anyone else tries to use them on them.
    Q: There would be no defense against their self-defense.
    A: They pose an existential threat to our ability to existentially threaten them.

    A more caustic critique of Israeli’s military adventurism:

    Israel’s critics will forever bicker over the spilled milk of Israeli policy – a few thousand homes demolished here, a few thousand corpses over there – but we must allow that Israel has a right to defend itself, and we must also allow that defending itself necessarily entails the indiscriminate bombing of thousands of screaming refugees. After all, if an implacable terrorist enemy had been launching rockets at one of your villages, wouldn’t you do everything in your power to stop them? And once those same implacable terrorist enemies agreed to a cease-fire, wouldn’t you break that cease-fire by bombing them and their families, reasoning that they are, after all, implacable terrorist enemies, and not to be trusted? And when you went to bomb those terrorists and their families, wouldn’t you also bomb everyone and everything around them, reasoning that only a terrorist would live near, go to school with, or be hospitalized in the same vicinity as a terrorist? And when you went to bomb everything around them, wouldn’t you be sure to plan that bombing months before the event that nominally precipitated it? And before planning that massive bombing campaign, wouldn’t you be sure to cut the entire population off from terrorist food, militant medicine, and jihadist electricity for months in advance? And when that population retaliated against your pre-retaliation retaliation by launching rockets at one of your villages, wouldn’t that merely confirm their nature as implacable terrorist enemies who must be destroyed at any cost?

    This satire might require an explanation. Some wingnuts were gloating  over some emails which “prove” that climate scientists have been lying to us all the time. Never mind the fact that stealing emails is illegal and desperate. Carbonfixated has the dirt on the damning correspondence between Newton and Leibniz!

    If you own any shares in companies that produce reflecting telescopes, use differential and integral calculus, or rely on the laws of motion, I should start dumping them NOW. The conspiracy behind the calculus myth has been suddenly, brutally and quite deliciously exposed after volumes of Newton’s private correspondence were compiled and published.

    When you read some of these letters, you realise just why Newton and his collaborators might have preferred to keep them confidential. This scandal could well be the biggest in Renaissance science. These alleged letters – supposedly exchanged by some of the most prominent scientists behind really hard math lessons – suggest:

    Conspiracy, collusion in covering up the truth, manipulation of data, private admissions of flaws in their public claims and much more.

    But perhaps the most damaging revelations are those concerning the way these math nerd scientists may variously have manipulated or suppressed evidence to support their cause.

    Facebook humor:

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    Jared Spool on Revealing Design Treasures on Amazon.com. If you want, you can just click through the slides to get an idea what is going on, but Spool is a dynamite speaker. I attended a conference he put on in 2000 where he talked about the number of people who mistakenly bought tickets online for Disneyland when they actually had intended to go to Disneyworld.

    Ok, a quiz. Can you guess who made this statement?

    I am not going to discuss now whether we did the right thing by going there. But it is a fact that we went there absolutely not knowing the psychology of the people, or the real situation in the country. And everything that we were and are doing in Afghanistan is inconsistent with the moral face of our country.

    (The answer is here).

    Comic Jon Hodgeman asks in a 14 minute video if  Obama is really a nerd.  Entertaining.

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    Christopher Beam compiles an index of Sarah Palin’s new book. I’m no fan of Palin, but at the supermarket I found myself salivating over Palin’s Runner’s World cover picture – which also went on the cover of Newsweek.

    David Pogue on deliberately comical Amazon reviews. See the UFO-02 Detector, the Mountain Men 3 Wolf T-shirt, Tuscan Whole Milk.

    Oh, f—-. My browser just crashed. (I was just thinking to myself, it’s a good thing my Firefox browser hasn’t crashed; I have a lot of windows open which I need to get to). Thanks, firefox.

    Egad, there’s no need to cuss. It’s just a browser; it’s not as if anyone has died or a comet is about to hit the earth.  I’ve started to take pride in avoiding profanity. I’m not a prude about profanity; but it becomes dull very quickly. 

    Meanwhile, let’s consult Samuel Beckett:

    (Here’s something similar, mercifully shorter).