Month: December 2006

  • Why Governments Falter..and Prevaricate

    Carne Ross analyzes why governments fail to understand problems and respond properly (in the context of Iraq War): (this is not an easy article to excerpt from; bear with me).

    There is a tendency in government to see intelligence material as being at the pinnacle of the hierarchy of information. Awash with information, government reifies the skill of abstracting the core from the mass (indeed it is a skill tested in the entrance exams when you join, for instance, the Foreign Office). Unlike the voluminous flow of diplomatic telegrams, memos and open-source information that hits computers on desks across government every day, intelligence arrives in slim folders, adorned with colourful stickers announcing not only the secrecy of the information therein but the restricted circulation it enjoys. The impression thus given, a product of these aesthetics, is of access to the real thing, the secret core denied to all but the elite few.

    History gives an interesting example of this phenomenon, namely the case of the Zinoviev letter. In 1924, Britain’s Foreign Office was sent a copy of a letter, purporting to come from Grigori Zinoviev, the president of the Soviet Comintern, addressed to the central committee of the Communist Party of Great Britain. The letter urged the party to stir up the British proletariat in preparation for class war. The letter then appeared in the press, causing immense political and diplomatic repercussions. It was a major embarrassment for the Prime Minister, Ramsay MacDonald, and the governing Labour Party. The opposition Conservatives won the general election four days later. Relations between Britain and the Soviet Union soured, and Anglo-Soviet treaties were abandoned.

    Only in 1999, when the then Foreign Secretary Robin Cook ordered an investigation of Britain’s official archives, was it confirmed that the Zinoviev letter was a fake. The fake was believed as genuine by the Foreign Office, the archives revealed, because it came from the Secret Intelligence Service (this an observation from the Foreign Office’s own archival investigation).

    An additional factor in Iraq was also that many of the human sources of intelligence had an understandable interest in exaggerating what they were reporting, not least because they wanted to encourage the overthrow of a regime they hated. The role of the Iraqi National Congress, the key Iraqi opposition group before the war, in providing “humint” is now well-known. But, interestingly, the Butler inquiry discounts this factor, instead pointing to the SIS’s failure to properly validate its sources, the long reporting chains and the sources’ lack of expertise on what they were reporting.

    Back in the capitals, there is meanwhile an invisible undertow at work on the civil servants who collate and analyse this information. If ministers want a particular story to emerge, it has a way of emerging: the facts are made to fit the policy. It takes a brave if not foolhardy civil servant to resist this tide. This is not to claim that there was some secret cubicle in Whitehall (or Washington) where evidence of Iraq’s weapons was deliberately fabricated, but something more subtle. Evidence is selected from the available mass, contradictions are excised, and the selected data are repeated, rephrased, polished (spun, if you prefer), until it seems neat, coherent and convincing, to the extent that those presenting it may believe it fully themselves.

    All of these reasons will have contributed to a considerable bias in the information that the government received and the analyses then produced on Iraq’s WMD. All of these reasons should have inspired caution; any assessment based on such information should have been heavily caveated. But, as the Butler report relates, instead of transmitting these caveats in its public presentations, such as the infamous Number 10 dossier, the government left them out. What was broadcast to the public was in effect not the summit of a hierarchy of information but a selection from a spectrum of information, a spectrum that ranged from the well-established to the highly speculative, and the selection came from the wrong end. Just as I once produced one-sided arguments to justify sanctions by ignoring all contrary evidence, the government produced a highly one-sided account of inherently unreliable information.

  • Wiki Advice

    Wikihow, a great wiki of how-to tips about just about everything. Here’s how to avoid buying too much. Oops, I forgot my favorite article: How to Figure out what your parents got you for Christmas.

  • Causes of Sexism in the IT World?

    It’s not 100% certain, but it’s 99% certain I’ll be attending a one week boot camp for python programmers between January 8 and January 12. It’s called Pycamp Houston. Here’s the upcoming.org event announcement.

    I found a good python blogger. Phillip J. Eby. Here’s his python blog and his lifehacks/self-improvement blog. Looks like he’s compiled some of his lifehacks/self-improvement essays into a book.

    Here’s Eby with a provocative essay on women in the IT industry. He’s responding to an anecdote of a clueless developer who includes an offcolor script in a business presentation.

    Sure, displaying porn in the workplace isn’t right or sensible, outside the relevant industries. But that’s got nothing to do with women! It’s merely a matter of good taste and common sense. Diversity in religious opinions regarding sexuality, as well as individual sexual preferences, means it’s just plain respectful not to pin up your favorite nudes at the office or use them in a slideshow. Not because it might “offend women”, but because your coworkers might be of a different sex preference or religion than you, regardless of their gender, and because the material isn’t work-related to begin with. (Unless of course, it is.)

    Then, a nice postscript:

    Does anybody know why it’s supposed to be so gosh-darn important to have more women in IT? I mean, does anybody in medicine practice this sort of hand-wringing about why there are so few men in the nursing profession, and what should be done about it? Isn’t this merely a matter of personal preference? When women in the porn industry didn’t like how things were being done, they set up their own businesses and conferences and competed. Is there something that stops women in IT from doing the same?

    I mean, if changing the nature of a profession to make it more gender-accommodating is such a good idea, perhaps it would be better to spend time campaigning for better pay and working conditions for male actors working in heterosexual porn. They work longer hours for considerably less pay than their female counterparts, despite having more demanding jobs! Clearly, something must be done so that more men can participate in this important industry, because they obviously need protection in this exploitative, female-biased business!

    Here’s his solution:

    The real problems are:

    1. Women don’t apply for the jobs,
    2. When they do, they aren’t hired (or at least not for the best positions), and
    3. When they are hired, they’re sometimes driven out by having to deal with a**holes of whatever variety

    The way you fix problem #3, however, is by not hiring a**holes. Not by trying to teach them Social Skills 101 (like “don’t use porn in a slideshow, a**hole”).

    I stumbled upon this post from planetplone, an aggregator for several plone-related blogs. I love these little aggregators. Metuxcafe . It’s always fun with these “planet blogs” slip into personal meanderings or things totally unrelated to the ostensible subject of the aggregating site.

  • Lentils and Vegetarian Recipes

    Lovely vegetarian recipe page. The good thing about lentil recipes is that the ingredients are fairly simple and cheap.

  • Google Groups is Down!

    I’m guessing this won’t last for long, but imagine my shock to learn that google groups is not working as of 9:44 AM Central Time today.

  • Andy Rooney as a podcast.

    It’s one of those things that doesn’t surprise you, but it still is thrilling to hear that Andy Rooney’s shows are available as a podcast.

    I try to listen to cerebral podcasts (IT Conversations, Writing Show, KCRW Bookworm, Python 411, but occasionally I enjoy the relaxing travelogues of From Our Own Correspondent or Andy Rooney or Jon Leinhardt (Engines of Our Ingenuity).

    I’m working on 2 (maybe 3) podcasts, but I’m in no hurry to get started.

    We have not really tapped the humor potential in podcasting.

  • Google Calendar: A Test Drive

    Recently I’ve been starting to use Google Calendar for events.

    Here’s a quick review.

    First, some background. I really need a PDA synchronized calendar/contacts solution, and unfortunately the Nokia 770 PIM (GPE) doesn’t offer much in the way of synchronization. GPE lets you import vcards from Evolution, but apparently the import from Outlook into Evolution was not smooth (Gee, thanks, Microsoft!).

    The calendar syncing involved OpenSync and Evolution, which was not smooth either, not to mention the bother of having to exchange files. (I’ll spare you the details of my elementary root/ssh problems).

    Google is looking like a sweet solution. First, google lets you keep public and private ical files, not to mention HTML and XML. Evolution has a feature which will automatically check your public google calendar address to update its local calendar. That would be really cool if it worked; unfortunately, for me, the time is 6 hours off–something having to do with it not providing the GMT offset.

    Google offers various options for sharing and privacy (which are important). The best thing they have is a HTML configuration tool which you can use to drop your calendar into a personal webpage. Amazingly cool. The best thing about it is that it offers various widths, which matter a lot if you’re creating webpages for reading on your pda or cellphone.

    Another cool thing is that you can add public calendars to your own as well as public events. Upcoming.org lets you add events directly into your google calendar, which is amazingly cool. I suspect other event sites will let you do the same.

    Not-so-good is that if you leave events public, it will be searchable on google. (Can you imagine searching for my name on google and learning I have a hot date tomorrow?). That’s easy enough to fix though. You can make it private of course. You can also send/receive invitations from other gmail members, and you can even send invitations to people without a google account.

    Another not-so-good thing is that on the shared calendars/custom html tool, it does not show the duration of events by default. That often is the most important detail you need. You can still obtain the information by clicking on the event itself, but that involves an extra mouseclick.

    The other frustrating thing is that guests/friends can only view one of your calendars at a time. Ideally, your friend would see both your work calendar and personal calendar in one calendar, but that is not doable at the moment. Instead, I create an html page consisting of both calendars on the same page.

    One crazy thing is that Google Calendar is not optimized for portable devices. If you create a calendar and try to view the main calendar in your PDA browser (opera for me), you won’t see it. I don’t know if it’s the ajaxy magic or screen real estate, but that seems like a goof. Fortunately, though the html configurator makes it painless to create your own calendar.

    I’ve decided not to make my calendar public, but if you want to see how my calendar appears on my private html page, just email me (idiotprogrammer at fastmailbox.net ) , and I can send the url.

  • PS 2 Game Recommendations for Children Under 8? (As of 12/2006)

    Here’s a list of game recommendations for my nephew. Surprisingly, it took a long time to compile a kid-friendly game list. (Or I could have asked someone at a used game store–nah, that would have been too easy). He already owns Harry Potter (so so), Lego Star Wars (super great!), NBA Basketball (great!), Jak & Daxter, and a drag racing game. Feel free to add titles here. See also this discussion and this reference guide . Here’s a good list of child-friendly games. Of course, one great thing about doing the research is that I end up playing these games too.

    I ended up going with Kingdom Hearts 1. Simpsons Hit & Run and Stuart Little 3 Big Photo Adventure. Here is my list:

    1. Ratchet & Clank Up Your Arsenal (well-regarded and cheap; other games in the series are supposed to be good too). One advantage is that it allows multiple players.
    2. Jak & Daxter, cheap, 3 in the series. also highly regarded. Start with the first episode if you can. Update: They say to avoid Part 2 and Part 3.
    3. A Dog’s Life (definitely the most interesting sounding game, but also $30). You play a dog roaming through the city. Recommended, but some felt the game was too short, and way too much bathroom humor for young people.
    4. Stuart Little 3 Big Photo Adventure (based on the famous children’s novel by EB White). I eventually bought this. Some expressed reservations about the gameplay.
    5. Cookie & Cream; innovative game that needs 2 players. One is a bunny, the other is a teddy bear, and together they must solve problems. Might be a little above an 8 year old’s level, but doesn’t sound too much above. Update: This probably is NOT a good game for an 8 year old.
    6. Madagascar (well regarded, $25),
    7. simpsons hit n run ((somewhat mature and based on cartoon, but very imaginative and intellectual). Recommended. I bought this. Update: My nephew loves this game, but I didn’t find it particularly interesting. There’s a lot of movement and crashing, not much strategizing. Still, there’s a lot of complexity which is not too challenging. One player only.
    8. Sonic Mega Collection plus–not too stimulating intellectually, but very fun; classic games from the 1990s.
    9. shrek 2 (well-regarded, but some disagreement, cheap!)
    10. Godzilla Saves The Earth (rated teen, but supposed to be good clean fun suitable for younger ages,). expensive $30
    11. Kingdom Hearts & Kingdom Hearts 2, a cross between Final Fantasy using Disney characters. Supposed to be innovative and fun, though gaming purists decry the merging of these two disparate worlds. (the original was supposed to be more fun, though the sequel has better graphics and was shorter). Update: Even though I ended up buying it, I later found out it is too complex for a child of that age. I looked at it again; it is a decent game, but you have to do a lot of reading–which might weary a child who cannot read well. Also, there were a lot of cut scenes–this grew old quickly! One player only!
    12. Mega Man Anniversary Collection, a collection of several games popular in the 90s.
    13. Ico, a visually rich game about a boy trapped inside a castle who needs to solve puzzles to escape. More of a puzzle game than a twitch game. Update: A person who played it said it is too hard for an 8 year old.
    14. Mister Mosquito, innovative premise where the character is a mosquito who sucks/bites members of a Japanese family. Reviewers applaud the overall concept, though they say the novelty quickly wears off and gameplay is limited. Update: A person who played it said it is too hard for an 8 year old.
    15. Magic Pengel, innovative game with a cool effect where a creature you draw will appear to come alive and be your pet throughout the game. Some have complained about gameplay, though overall it has positive reviews.
    16. Spyro (any). Young dragon has to save friends/world from various meanies. Platformer like Mario, and perfect for the under-10 set.
    17. Worms 3D
    18. SSX. first is best.
    19. Katamari Dimacy
  • Balzac and Evelina in Love (and in Lviv)

    Here’s a biographical sketch of the love affair between Balzac and his Polish lover Evelina. Ironically I stayed at a hotel in Lviv, Ukraine where he and his lover spent their honeymoon (see a photo). I had fond memories about my stay there. It is right across from the scenic downtown square of Lviv.

    What is the secret of this strange love, which in the woman seems to be not precisely love, but something else? Balzac was always eager for her presence. She, on the other hand, seems to have been mentally more at ease when he was absent. Perhaps the explanation, if we may venture upon one, is based upon a well-known physiological fact.

    Love in its completeness is made up of two great elements–first, the element that is wholly spiritual, that is capable of sympathy, and tenderness, and deep emotion. The other element is the physical, the source of passion, of creative energy, and of the truly virile qualities, whether it be in man or woman. Now, let either of these elements be lacking, and love itself cannot fully and utterly exist. The spiritual nature in one may find its mate in the spiritual nature of another; and the physical nature of one may find its mate in the physical nature of another. But into unions such as these, love does not enter in its completeness. If there is any element lacking in either of those who think that they can mate, their mating will be a sad and pitiful failure.

    It is evident enough that Mme. Hanska was almost wholly spiritual, and her long years of waiting had made her understand the difference between Balzac and herself. Therefore, she shrank from his proximity, and from his physical contact, and it was perhaps better for them both that their union was so quickly broken off by death; for the great novelist died of heart disease only five months after the marriage.

    If we wish to understand the mystery of Balzac’s life–or, more truly, the mystery of the life of the woman whom he married–take up and read once more the pages of Seraphita, one of his poorest novels and yet a singularly illuminating story, shedding light upon a secret of the soul.

  • The Bush/Clinton Tryst?

    Brendan Farrington on the friendship between George Bush (the father) and Bill Clinton:

    He also talked about his recent closeness to former President Clinton and some of the work they’ve done to help Hurricane Katrina and tsunami victims.

    “I apologized to him in Philadelphia the other day. I said, ‘Bill, I take it back. My dog Millie did not know more about foreign policy than you do.’ And he was very understanding,” Bush said before turning serious. “It isn’t about politics, it’s about trying to do something bigger than ourselves, trying to help people who are devastated and need our support.”

    He then recalled a political cartoon showing his son the president opposing gay marriage and then walking into a room and finding his father on a sofa with Clinton’s arm around him, prompting him to shout, “Dad! What are you doing?”

    “(Clinton) cut it out of the paper and said, ‘Don’t you think we ought to cool it George?”‘ Bush said.

  • Forget About the Boy! Youtube Favorites

    Sutton Foster performs an incredible number at the Tony Awards from her award performance in Thoroughly Modern Millie. This song like the other one below have a certain anachronistic charm to it; the 1920s were a remarkable decade!

    Megan sings a cover song, Say it’s Possible. What an incredible voice! And she sings this song in her garage.

    Peggy Lee sings a tune with clarinetist Benny Goodman, Why don’t you do it right? I am crazy about this song!

    More Sutton Foster performing the song “Show Off” from the musical Drowsy Chaperone. at the 2006 Tony’s Ain’t she entertaining? (The first 45 seconds are just part of the introduction).

    This was the real find of the evening. Dean Martin teaming up with the Andrew Sisters!

    Stunning Busby Berkleley music video with Brazilian singer Carmen Miranda. Perhaps too long for the casual viewer/listener, but still fun and amazing.

    infectious teen song by Alizee. I like the “smallness” of this concert footage. If it were an American singer, the stage would be gigantic, and there would be all these shots of crazed fans. I’ve seen her sing this song on other videos; she must be so sick of this song by now!

    Charming (and silly) love song with a dash of melancholy. Carpenters, I need to be in love. That brother-sister team exchange a glance at the end that is priceless; no, they don’t take life seriously!

    Sesame Street, Telephone Rock

    The Carpenters perform a medlay of songs with Carol Burnett. These Youtube medlays can become tiresome (I remember turning off a duet of Peggy Lee and Ella Fitzgerald–how could I?) But this one is charming; it shows the Carpenters at the pinnacle of fame; starstruck, joyful, silly.

    Egad! Here’s a prior performance where they basically do the same thing! What a wacky performance!

    Finally, here’s an artistic music video by an experimental Japanese electronica musician “Dear Mr. Salesman” by Fantastic Plastic Machine.

    I never am not a sucker for special effects music vids, but this one is so outrageous and colorful and silly I loved it. Love the colors, the change of perspectives, the humor.

  • My Plan: Write a Nanowrimo in 2007

    Although I’ve laughed about the nanowrimo project here and there, I really have no beef with it, especially when viewed in the right way. All in all, it’s a bit silly, though the forums are fun .

    Last year I came up with a great idea for Nanowimo in a gee-wouldn’t-it-be-great-to-write-this-if-I-ever-decided-to-do-nanowrimo kind of way. Well, I’ve decided to write a Nanowrimo book for November, 2007. Stay tuned.

  • Reading Dissertations Online & Academics Riding the Interactive/Hypertext Wave

    Yesterday I spent all day reading a brilliant dissertation Fiction and Interaction: How Clicking a Mouse Can Make You a Part of a Fictional World (PDF) by Jill Walker at University of Bergen in Norway. Here’s her weblog/main page and her publication page. I’m reading it as background material for part 2 of my networked novel essay. The dissertation made several amazing points which I’ll discuss later.

    I encountered another dissertation by Scott Rettberg, Destination Unknown: Experiments in the Network Novel (PDF) which provides excerpts from Rettberg’s Unknown fiction project and some literary discussions. I’ve been a big fan of Rettberg’s Unknown hypertext . (Looks like Rettberg is teaching at University of Bergen also–wow, great time to be a student there!). (Here’s an interview with Rettberg and interviews with other hypertext people (conducted by Scott Mills of trAce).

    trAce is a center for various online literary experiments located in Nottingham, English. I met the manager/director Helen Whitehead and one other person at Hypertext 2000 conference. Their portal page contains several interesting-sounding essays which I’ll blog about later.

    Also, happened to notice that Jane McGonigal is posting her Phd “They Might be a Game” up on her website. I’m praying it won’t be any good.

    For the sake of completeness, here’s blogs/publications site of two other literary-minded people: Nick Montfont and Angela (Anya) Thomas: Here and here

    Finally, in the last 24 hours I’ve been reading widely for a teleread essay. The aforementioned, Lukacs, Jane Smiley, Jaron Lanier, several wikipedia posts, several hypertext examples, a Slatenight website devoted to SecondLife, not to mention my web-based email, my usual haunts, archive.org music page, NetVibes, the editing page of my current work assignment and google group pages about evolution/google calendar synchronization.

    So after I push the Submit button, I can rest easily, knowing I can close all my browser windows and start again. Ahh, that is a wonderful feeling!

  • Where do you find funny?

    Here’s a hilarious mp3 rant by Harlan Ellison. Contains several strange/offensive rants, a story about sending a dead gopher to his publisher and some bizzare jokes. Lots of profanity/offcolor humor. From the Agony Column podcast.

    Funny Southpark song. Definitely Not safe for work!

    The Dildo Song (parody music video, NSFW lyrics although the visuals are completely innocent.

    A more philosophical question: where on the Net do you go just for laughs? For a while, I used to visit Onion, then Youtube (obviously), then Fark (for a while) and now I get my chuckles from reading snarky blog comments.

    Ok, let’s turn this into an ordered list!

    1. Dullest blog in the world, pretty much what it says. Not updated often unfortunately.
    2. Uncylopedia (a parody of wikipedia). My faves:
    3. How to Learn Swedish in 100 Easy Lessons (gay, Europe)
    4. Mr. Sun, science-humor guy with lots of funny charts.
    5. This Modern World (political)
    6. Barney’s Blog (TV sitcom tie-in)
    7. Neil Pollack (parenting)
    8. Rahoi (wacky Asian photos)
    9. This is Broken (Usability/Web design)
    10. funny flickr photos
    11. BookNinja (literary humor)
    12. David Dylan Thomas (crazy movie reviews)
    13. Dilbert blog (this guy’s web traffic is incredible!)

    Oddly, even though I greatly enjoy all these blogs, I rarely check them out. It’s one of those things where I never bothered to make a list of favorite funny blogs before.

    Question for the Day: What websites do you go for humor?

    Here’s my humor category in my blog

  • Preserving Old Movies

    David Pogue weblog thread on preserving old movies. Interesting: New Gold DVDs for archival storage.

    Entertaining videos: babies (this won $250,000 on America’s Funniest Home Video).

    funny clips for children (a grabbag).

    Vintage David Letterman clips
    . My fave: David answers viewer mail personally (Warning: 13 MB file!).
    Some of the classic clips are on YouTube. (Here’s his Velcro man).

    Clive Thompson realizes that an article he wrote inspired a programmer to create the YouTube company. (Now that’s a legacy!):

    Karim says that when he read this, he immediately realized there was a huge market for a simple tool that unleashed “clip culture” and allowed people to easily post 3-minute video segments online. YouTube was born from his epiphany! If you watch the video of Karim’s speech — posted, naturally enough, on YouTube — you can see his discussion of my article begin at the 26-minute mark. That’s a screenshot of his PowerPoint presentation above.

    I am, of course, thrilled to have been responsible in some small way for the extreme goodness that is YouTube. Though I’m probably not as thrilled as I’d be if — as my friends now joke — I’d actually had the idea for YouTube myself, heh. Then again, if I had developed YouTube and sold it to Google for, like, $380 trillion or whatever the heck it sold for, would I be sitting here blogging? Or would my personal army of nuclear-powered robots be sitting here blogging?

    Speaking of comedy, Historian Sean Wilentz calls George W. the worst president in history. Wait, Others disagree.

  • Things to Swear by

    From Matt Yglesias’s thread about whether Congression should (or need to) swear on the Bible: One commenter adds some choice of books people could swear by:

    1. The Communist Manifesto
    2. 1984
    3. Congress For Dummies
    4. How To Make Love Like a Porn Star
    5. The Turner Diaries
    6. The Bale of Ashthoth
    7. Prof. Dumbledore’s Spells and Incantations
    8. The Cloud of Unknowing
    9. Encyclopedia Brown Thinks Again
    10. The Constitution of the United States of America