Category: Minivideos

  • Here is some news (or pre-news!)

    I have been busy publishing the first ebook story collection by Jack Matthews, the first collection he has published in 23 years. Despite the somewhat small size, I consider this to be a major work — perhaps one of his best story collections. My company will be publishing his contemporary microfiction title, Abruptions this summer.

    I have started to offer ebooks at Smashwords. Frankly I will be turning my focus more towards Smashwords; it has been on the cutting edge on ebooks; unfortunately it doesn’t get a tenth of Amazon’s traffic and it doesn’t have the Createspace infrastructure, but they are doing a lot of amazing things. Mark Coker seems to seem trends sooner than most; here’s his latest end-of-the-year prediction.

    I plan to start posting a few small things on Teleread over the next few months. If you remember, I used to contribute lots of things between 2004-2009 or so, but then I had to put it aside. Now I’ll resume posting on a smaller scale. I still would like to start some kind of literary site which is something more than a blog. Every time I get ready to do this, I get sidetracked by real life events. Right now I’m of the mind that I should just publish SOMETHING and then over time add features and specific kinds of content so it accumulates more heft.

    I’m a lot more experienced in deployments, so I’m reluctant to implement something unless I can do it right. I also want to create a method to test changes more easily; that’s the biggest problem with trying to add features to weblogs. Also, I want to create something which one person could run and maintain by himself because — guess what, collaboration is an extra not a vital feature for most literary sites.

    Last night I created a static html page based on an annotated bibliography of Civil War fiction from the Soldier Boys ebook. (Take a look at it; it’s great!). I really just wanted to steal a simple template which uses responsive web design principles (and look good on various kinds of devices). But I realized a few things: responsive web design is hard! Even the simple templates are practically content frameworks because you have to incorporate NAV elements. Having designed ebooks for different readers and devices, I know all about css media queries and breakpoints and inspecting css; even though ebooks have NAV elements, my production method just spits them out via Docbook XSL.

    Also, I know I could figure out breakpoints and screen dimensions, but I became aware of REMs which are kind of like ems, only they are not. Anyway, designing web pages only occasionally, I’m used to being behind a few years on standard practices, but I feel a lot more behind than normal. Maybe it has to do with the value I place on my time, but I’m quickly growing content with just inserting a store-bought or community-written template and hoping everything works. When inspecting these templates, I am more confident of my capability to ruin the css than to fix something….

    That said, I grow weary of current web design, even unassuming ones for blogs. Everything is so focused on social media and signing up for newsletter and shaming the surfer for using an an-blocker. Third-party ad networks are draining your bandwidth and browser memory. Frequently Facebook and sites with videos cause my browser to choke — especially on Firefox. So much content is delivered in-process, so you constantly need to scroll down to fetch more items. The very thought of having to dig up some thing I posted on Facebook 4 months ago fills me with dread. I would spend a good 10 minutes just hitting the More button and waiting for Facebook to serve me another teaspoon of content. Suddenly every listicle must become a photo gallery — not for any functional reasons, but simply to increase the number of clicks you need to make and the time you need to wait.

    Two exciting bit of news which I haven’t shared on FB or G+.

    First, BBC announced that some listeners have found lost episodes of Alistaire Cooke’s Letter from America radio series. I’ve been listening to them religiously (I’m currently at about 1993, and I have noticed that the 1970s decade was missing a lot of weekly episodes!)

    Second, I have become excited at some video essays which I have seen on youtube (usually about artistic or cultural topics). See Nerdwriter1’s playlists and Every Frame a Painting’s playlists. These are thoughtful, well-edited video essays; I’m tempted to try my hand at a few of these — although I honestly can’t imagine how much time is involved. By now, either video essayist can probably crank these things out daily, but novices might find it overwhelming and time-consuming. As good as those video essays are, writing essays is just a more efficient way to produce thoughtful ideas and a fast way to receive them. Sure, video essays can say things which videos cannot; at the same time, can you justify the extra expenditure of time?

  • Robert’s Ultimate Guide to all 24 hours of Pharrell Williams’ Happy Video

    About this Video || 12:00 AM – 3:59 AM || 4:00AM – 7:59AM || 8:00AM – 11:59AM || 12:00 PM – 3:59 PM || 4:00PM – 7:59PM || 8:00PM – 11:59 PM || List of Names & References

    Click any of the above links to browse through the dancers for various hours of 24 hours of Happy. I started this webpage in 2014, but stopped in 2017 in the face of life events and technical issues preventing me from doing so. July 16 2023 I figured out a solution to the technical issues. Instead of putting everything on a single page, I subdivided the 24 hours into 6 blocs of 4 hours each. That still leaves the hardest part — making screenshots that aren’t terrible — but I think I can populate the rest of the 4 minute blocks relatively quickly. This blog post has been shortened considerably and contains three things: 1)a long description about the music video project, 2)a long list of names of people involved in the project and 3)blog comments which have been very helpful. Also, thanks to Rob O.’s information about street addresses for the Happy project, I hope to trace the map of all 24 hours! ]

    Here’s a running list of the Happy Dancers in the Pharrell Williams official 24 Hours of Happy video. At the very bottom of this web page is a list of everybody’s names, and I’m beginning to cross-index their dance times.  I’m not going to try to rate these dance vids too harshly; the main purpose of this page is just to list the dances and identify the people. Asking people to do impromptu dances on a city street is hard enough. So everybody receives 1 star unless there’s something highly unusual about it (with 3 stars being the best).

    The Fastcocreate article about the filming said that filming took 11 days and 2 separate days for Pharrell’s stuff.

    Those chosen by audition had the advantage of getting the song in advance, allowing them to rehearse their moves. But on the day itself, everyone got just one take, including Pharrell. “That’s what accounts for the charm,” says Valdes. “Everyone knew they had one shot–this was their moment to go all out, and we love that.” “The video’s imperfections, the funny bloopers and mess-ups, are what give it character,” says Pharell, whose own performances alternated between what he calls “semi-choreographed” (see the bowling alley at 11:00 p.m.) and improvisation. “I’m not interested in perfection. It’s boring. Some of my favorite moments are accidental. There’s one where I’m underground. I was turning a corner just as a train was coming in our direction, and it stopped right on cue! It was weird. The universe gave us great moments that day.”  … WAFLA chose to shoot in Los Angeles, … starting at sunrise in Downtown L.A., moving to LAX, Silver Lake, Echo Park and Hollywood, among other places, ultimately circling back to Downtown.

    Says a crew member:

    I was lucky enough to be a part of this as the location manager. It was a rough one. Not sure how Jon (Beattie)  did it. We did 12-15 hour days. There was a crew of 15-20 people with us at all times. Sometimes when we where shooting, we would have to make a u-turn to head back the other way. So all of a sudden, this mob of people would have to stand behind the camera, and do a 180 in sync. It was madness. There would also be times when we had to make a quick decision on which way to go. We would scout ahead and find out that the street was blocked, so at the last second, we changed the route. We also had fun with the talent. We would find someone walking down the street, and invite them to be a part of the video. It turned out amazing.

    Says another:

    The biggest obstacle was the fact that we were walking backwards through non-locked off streets and side walks. I ran into many a telephone pole and street sign, and on several occasions had to crawl under John to stay out of the picture. It was a lot of fun to work on, and I think the 4 minute edited version looks great.

    Background about the Video: 2 Minute Behind-the-Scenes Video and interview with the directors, Fastcocreate profile of the production process, A video production blog describes the lens, filming process, etc. I just learned that the steadicam guy who shot most of the vids was Jon Beattie.

    Other articles with lots of photos and snarkinessWe Watched Pharrell Williams 24 Hours Happy Video so you didn’t have to , Pitchfork’s 5 Best Things about the Happy Video, Christopher Grant Harris expanded account of dancers (with generous screenshots); Wikipedia page for the Pharrell Williams Happy song (it doesn’t yet have a separate page).

    My favorites so far are:  Happy Hair! 3:32AM,  Bollywood-style dancer Monica Moskatow  7:56AM, Elegant Blonde Girl in Street 9:56 AM (just magical!),  Jiggly guy with a fan 11:28AM,  Preteen Acrobatic Girl 12:28 PM, Asian Gene Kelley 1:28 PM,  2 Asian guys in tuxes in front of a Star Bucks 2:20pm,  Girl in Polka Dotted Dress 7:16PM (unbelievably good!) Man on Stilts at 7:36 PM,  Amazing & Speedy Guy at 10:44 PM (Amazing Choreography!), 2 Cute & Entertaining Girls at the Bowling Alley 11:08PM,  Hula Hoop Girl 11:40 PM  (but seriously I’m only getting started)

    How to Help:  If you know the name of any of the dancers, mention it in the comment section. (If you were one of the dancers who participated, drop me a line — I’d love to do a brief interview!). I’d also like to identify the buildings and neighborhoods if you know it. (I will probably look through Youtube comments for help, but give me time!) .  April 2 Update: I’m currently gathering information about places where everything was shot. I hope to have a nice map showing landmarks and dance paths fairly soon.  Stay tuned. I definitely appreciate everybody who identifies the dancer’s name. By the way, I’m behind on doing my screenshots and commentary, but the index of all the actors (at bottom) is updated every day.

    Tangential Aside #1: You may already have heard about the fatal car accident of Courtney Ann Sanford, caused by the Facebook update she posted while driving, “The Happy Song makes me fell so happy.”  What a tragedy! I do not condone texting while driving (and certainly don’t believe the song deserves any blame here), but this page needs to acknowledge that a song about being happy is just a song — ephemeral, distracting and even a bit escapist. All humans need a little bit of happy  in their lives, but we also need to recognize that happiness — like life itself — is a fragile commodity. Ultimately this dance video (and this page) is precisely a celebration of this ephemerality — while we still have time. Tangential Aside #2: You knew it was going to happen: some repressive regime was going to ban the song “Happy” or arrest the people who made the dance clip.  Seems like Iran couldn’t resist the opportunity to steal the thunder.  (Read more) This seems to come straight out of a Kundera novel.

    Dance Credits

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    List of  24 Hours of Happy Dancers

    (Taken from the Credits;  when I get time, I’ll try to add times to each dancer’s name)

    Special Guests

    • Buddy
    • Steve Carell 5:08 pm
    • Miranda Cosgrove 5:40 pm
    • Tyler, The Creator 6:16pm
    • Cyrcle
    • Gavin DeGraw
    • Urijah Faber & Michaella Tastad 8:36am
    • Luisa Fernanda Espinosa
    • Francesco
      • Jamie Foxx 5:28 pm
    • Ryan Heffington
    • Whit Hertford 1:04am
    • Magic Johnson 5:36am
    • JoJo 6:16pm
    • Jimmy Kimmel 11:48am
    • Leah LaBelle 12:00 PM
    • Alonso Mateo
    • Sérgio Mendes 10:32 am
    • Ana Ortiz 5:32pm
    • Kelly Osbourne 1:28am
    • Issa Rae
    • Fatima Robinson
    • Golden Sisters 11:36am
    • Bevy Smith
    • Earl Sweatshirt
    • Rob Zabrecky 10:12am
    • Odd Future 1:48 pm

    Dancers

    • Anna Abovyan
    • Kim Adams
    • Zaire Adams
    • Gianna Adams
    • Lisa Alcindor
    • Logan Alexander
    • Ben Allen
    • Lynette Almeron
    • Katrina Amato
    • Armond Anderson-Bell
    • Mecca Vazie Andrews
    • Rachel Angelini
    • Michael Angeloe
    • Kenny Apel
    • Judy Aquino
    • Freddie Araujo
    • CJ Archuceta
    • Ohmar De Arida
    • Leonard Baker
    • Belinda Bales
    • Natasha Zohra Banon
    • (uncredited?: Nathan J.  Barnatt? 11:16AM  His other dance videos are here and here )
    • Mary Bartnicki
    • Lauren Barzman
    • Megan Batoon 6:44pm
    • Dina Bedenko
    • Michael Beinuthy
    • Francis Raziel R. Belandres
    • Brianna Benford
    • Jude Berberian
    • Richard Berdecia
    • Lauren Bernard
    • Dave Birr
    • Nora Boghassian
    • Itsoso Bolivar
    • Amber Boone
    • Dena Bordelon
    • Brandee
    • Ray Brickerson 7:16am
    • Myesha Brown
    • Paula Bryisk
    • Al Burke
    • Delaney Burke
    • Alexander Burke
    • Kathryn Burns
    • Erin Burts
    • Bei Caldice
    • Kelly Campbell
    • Lucian Carter
    • Bryan Carter
    • Jacquan Carter
    • Shaquille Carter
    • Melissa Castillo
    • Erica Castillo
    • Ingel Catindrg
    • Josephine Cavalluzzi
    • Danielle Chambers
    • Seaonna Chanadet
    • Remey Chanadet
    • Cravon Charles
    • Joshua Christophe
    • Michael Churien
    • Germana Cifani
    • Tifani Ciotti
    • Stefani Ciotti
    • Joelle Claret
    • George Clarke
    • Alfonso “Enzo” Colichon
    • Brian Corona
    • Nicole Crepeau
    • Iman Crosson (aka Alphacat) 12:40pm
    • Omar Crossor
    • Joshua Curtis
    • Teresa Dablquest
    • Steven Dady
    • Brittany Daniel
    • Samuel David
    • Kelly W. Davis
    • Madison S. Deaver
    • Jean Delkhaste
    • Eric DeLoretta
    • Lauren deMauregne
    • Jessica DeShaw 3:08 PM
    • Rae Lynn Devine
    • Jennifer Deyaing
    • Jonathan Diaz
    • Gabe de Dios
    • Gina Dobson
    • Desarae A. Dotson
    • Bill Douglas
    • Abraham A. Duella
    • Emmet Duffy
    • Cindy DuLong
    • Jake DuPree
    • Joseph A. Bunaham Durant
    • Joe Van Dyke
    • Beach Eastwood
    • Lisa Eaton
    • Kota Eberhardt
    • Layne Eiler
    • Raymond Ejiofor
    • Frederick Emmerson
    • Brittany Falk
    • Chris Farah
    • Alyin Fernandez
    • Zamara Fernandez
    • Julia Fife
    • Heather Flores
    • Tibor Fober
    • David Charles Franklin
    • Sydney Freggiaro
    • Mariella Freyre
    • Jared Frieder
    • Galit Friedlander
    • Kathy Frye
    • Makayla Brooke Galindo
    • Callista Gallerani
    • Kimmy Gatenoor
    • Victoria Geil
    • Dianne Geivett
    • Arne Gelten
    • Karen Gevorkian
    • Brian Gibbs
    • Malik Gillins
    • Ronald L. Glass
    • Christopher Troy Gonzalez
    • Jamie González
    • Adisa Gooding-Henry
    • Alana Gospodnetich
    • Jasper Gough
    • Avery Gough
    • David Graf
    • Isaac Gray
    • Isaiah Gray
    • Alyssa Gray
    • Joy D. Green
    • Rodnesha Green
    • Andrew Grosso
    • Sarah Gul-Mohamed
    • Moniqu Guzman
    • Luke Haeger
    • Erik Hall
    • Tamara Ham
    • Erina Hamada
    • Juliet Hantig
    • Matt Harfield
    • Kelvin Harris, Jr.
    • Ryna Harrison
    • Aye Hasegawa
    • David Hawkins
    • Ivy Heeny
    • Josh Heller
    • Naomi Henderson
    • Nic Hernandez
    • Eduardo Hernandez
    • Bonnie Hernandez
    • Amy Hessler 6:12 AM
    • Aaron Hicks
    • John Hicti
    • Natsuko “Coco” Higashikawa
    • Marlee Hightower 6:48am
    • Marlon Hightower 6:48am
    • Olana Himmel
    • Amalia Holl
    • Anne-Marie “Diamondback Annie” Holman
    • Alyssa Hovey
    • Isaiah Howard
    • Corlina Hoyes
    • Steve Huang
    • Christy Huertas
    • Giulia Isacchini
    • Shawntae Jackson
    • Tami Dewell James
    • Ellie Jameson
    • Michelle Janine
    • Daniel Jaquez
    • Morgan Jenkins 11:44 PM.
    • Saudia Jenkins
    • Sarah Jenks
    • Trent Jeray 3:52 PM
    • Diamond Johnson
    • Jackie Johnson
    • Brittany Johnson
    • Dorothy Jean Joly
    • Grace L. Jones
    • Mao Kawakami
    • Sammy Kaye
    • Briana Kennedy
    • Jeremy Kesner
    • Torey Ketcham
    • Ara Keuroghun
    • Beckie Kiefer
    • Callie Kiefer
    • Ellen Kim 2:04 AM?
    • Essence King
    • Princess King
    • Jason Richard Kirby
    • NayNay Kirby
    • Kasi Kirkpatrick
    • Daniel Kwan 1:32am (more)
    • Bailey LaFlam
    • Quinn Lake
    • Scott Laurie
    • Jamie Lawrence
    • Julia-Thao V Lê
    • Georgina Leahy
    • David Leavitt
    • Harlem Lee
    • Brian Lee
    • Kendel LeGore
    • Francesca Leigh
    • Alexandra Lemelle
    • Will Leon
    • Cynthia Lester (IMDB) 4:48am
    • Siláwn Lewis
    • Tanita Ligons
    • David “Dash Riprock” Lipkin
    • Dava Liu
    • Everth López
    • Mandi Lowery 2:24 AM
    • Aerick Luckie
    • Anthony Andre Mack
    • Naiqui MaCobroad
    • Bill Manaqun
    • Alfredo Mancuso
    • Kathleen Mangan
    • Artur Manvelyan
    • Cerise Marchon
    • Teri Marlowe 4:36pm
    • Jamel Marshall
    • Isabel Martin-Horwth
    • Jose Martinez
    • Eddie Martinez
    • Jore Mana Amsel Martinez
    • Nikki Marvin
    • Tony Maseno
    • Hillary Matthews
    • Sean McBride
    • Ashleigh McGordan
    • Brian McGowan
    • Katherin McGowan
    • Jos McKain  (misspelled in credits as “Jes McKain”)
    • Erinilda Medeiros
    • Sergio Mendes 10:32 AM
    • Alberto David Mercado
    • Darwyn Metzger
    • Mikayla & Callie
    • Dustin Miller
    • Kevin Mimms
    • Albert Minero, Jr.
    • Ariana Moini
    • KC MoMillan
    • Nylah Mondesir
    • Chloe Mondesir
    • David Moore
    • Edgar Morgan
    • Tommy Morrison
    • Monica Moskatow 7:56AM (her youtube channel and her Happy Dance Audition!)
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    • Omar Mosley
    • Aliyah Moulden
    • Terence Mufaland
    • Mike Munich
    • Jenny Muscatelli
    • Cameron Navam
    • Justin Nesbitt
    • Kevin Nguyen
    • Joseph Niemeier
    • Tyrell Noel
    • Warren Nomi
    • Deanna O’Bryan
    • Natalya Oliver 1:36PM
    • Jouré Omar
    • Annabell Osorio
    • Jon Overgaauw
    • Roxanne “Roxy Rene” Pacheco
    • Mitch Pearlstein
    • Marlon Pelayo
    • Rhoda Pell at 9:04AM.
    • Brianna Perez
    • Tuyla Peters
    • Trina Peterson
    • Trina Nicole Peterson
    • Timothy J. Petracca
    • Breanna Phillips
    • Avelavunee Phillips
    • Brian”BJ” Pierce, Jr.
    • Fatima Poenyoub
    • Frankie Ponce
    • Tara-Jean Popouich
    • George Powell
    • Ashton Powers
    • Ondreu Psenicka
    • Allison Quiller
    • Jon Raagas
    • Mattias Ramos at 5:56 AM Original audition video is here.
    • Charlie Ramos
    • Samuel Ramzy
    • Beau Ray
    • Rebecca Ray
    • Gavin Logan Raygoza
    • Jonathan Redavid 2:20pm
    • Vicki Reed
    • Amber Reed
    • Lupida Resh
    • Heather Reyes
    • Victor Reyes
    • Alfredo Reyna
    • Holly Richards
    • Hannah Richte
    • Veondra Roxxanne Riley
    • Luisa Rivera, Jr.
    • Billy D. Robertson
    • Estella Robinson
    • Jack Robinson
    • Alfonso Rodriguez
    • Nick Rodriques
    • Meredith Rogers
    • Sapna Rohra 9:16 PM
    • James Ross
    • Dylan Russcet
    • Faisal Salah
    • Azzle Salais
    • Olivia G. Salerno
    • Anastasia Salinger
    • Sasha Salinger
    • Elin Sandegard
    • J. Eric Sandoval
    • Anthony Sands
    • Reynaldo C. Santiago, Jr.
    • Sami Martin Sarmientov
    • Daniel Scheinert 1:32am ,(more)
    • Page Schorer
    • Page R. Sdn
    • Mahesh Seneviratue
    • Chaldea Sevilla 6:32 pm
    • Kristen Shapero
    • Loretta Shenosky 9:16AM.
    • Kiara Sieen
    • Melanie Siegel
    • Simmie “Boobly” Sims
    • Felicia Skrzypek
    • Jarrett Sleeper
    • Aaron Smith
    • Sterling Smith
    • Lauren Smith
    • Gwendolin Smith
    • Harpal Sodhi
    • Hannah Sotelo
    • Samie Soulogheh
    • Hope Spear
    • Anaya Sperlin
    • Neal Spinler
    • Carole Stanford
    • Melissa Staroszik
    • Ross Steeves
    • Athena Sterig
    • Alejandra Suayde
    • Yannnus Sufandi
    • Art Sughyan
    • Genevieve Svehiak
    • Theodore Szeto
    • Joanna Szeto
    • Etsgenet Tadesse
    • Arlene Tai, 4:20 PM
    • Ada Tai, 4:20 PM
    • Tsuyoshi Takayama
    • Mikaela Tallut
    • Louisa Tampi
    • Justine Tauriainen
    • Shaka Terry
    • Hondo Tey
    • Cleveland Third
    • Dayzjah Thomas
    • Whitmer Thomas
    • Jason Sensation Thomas
    • Ella Thomas
    • Nyah Monet Thompson
    • Cynthia Marie Thompson
    • Kumei Tneorio
    • Arleen Torgersen
    • David Torres
    • Gustavo Torres
    • Shenika Travis
    • Angela Trimbur (aka the “Dance Like Nobody’s Watching Girl”)  12: 24 AM
    • Marilou Troadec
    • Derrick T. Tuggle  12:20AM 
    • Alceem Turner
    • Nadia Vazquez
    • Tyler Vazquez
    • Clayton Velasquez
    • Liane Vitzk
    • Tonya Vivian
    • Minn Vo 2:20pm
    • Kara J. Wade
    • Bo Walker
    • Zoe Savannah Walker
    • John Ward
    • Jasmiru Shira Ware
    • Daisy Washington
    • Charity Watts
    • Ricky Webb
    • Brooke-Monaé Westbrook
    • Michelle Westbrook
    • Shawna Whitlock
    • Dallas Wiley
    • Deferra Williams
    • Ashley Williams
    • Xuly Williams
    • Josh Williams
    • Nicholas Williams
    • Rosalind Williams
    • Deshawnte “Smoothgalaxy” Williams
    • Phoebe Wilson
    • Michael Wilson
    • David Wincheu
    • Jenna Winn
    • Connie Wong
    • Alex Wong
    • John Wusab
    • Drew Wyman
    • Malcolm Xavier
    • Francesco Yates
    • Maritza Lerman Yoes
    • Gina Young
    • Katherina Zabe
    • Katrin Zales
    • Adisa Ziric
    • Isabella Zubor
    • Jill Zwarensteyn
  • November Video Linkdump #1

    Music Vids

    • Basketball Jones song. I totally love this song. It appears nonsensically in the classic movie Being There even though it was originally a Cheech and Chong video that a lot of stars got involved on. George Harrison on guitar! Carole King on piano. Billy Preston on organ.
    • Eddie Fisher. I’ll Hold you in my heart. RIP.
    • I have recently learned about Julie Ruin, a punk-pop project by performer Kathleen Hanna. See this vid and this one too (by the way I love the cough at the beginning of this song!)  All the songs from this album are great! And of course, La Tigre is great too.
    • Another music sensation: Space Your Neighborhood. I had listened to this song for several years, misplaced the CD and forgot the title. Boy I loved 90s music! Space is a Liverpool pop band with witty lyrics.  Here’s another song Female of the Species.
    • Two months ago I saw a great concert by a band called Gram Rabbit. Some vids: Shiny Monster and a recent studio performance of Off with your Head.
    • Video Mashup of Staying Alive and Another Brick in the Wall.  "Two songs from two groups that were both pivotal to the era, and that had absolutely nothing to say to each other. You COULD NOT like the bee gees and floyd at the same time and be taken seriously. You know all this – hell, I learned from you why these decisions of what I thought were personal taste and preference (…discernment, even) were freighted with all sorts of other cultural, socio-economic and racial baggage. The mashup (not smushing, though that’s nicely derogatory) links them thematically – meaning the people who did this see some of the same content in the bee gees that you did. Capitalism forecloses options, disarms dissent and brutalizes humanity, leaving us with valorizing survival as some sort of liberation. C’mon. Also, who would have ever guessed they were so musically compatible?" (source).
    • Everything is better with a bag of weed. Hilarious Family Guy number about the virtues of marijuana. Unfortunately, this song is an earwig that will haunt you all day.

    Underarm Cream Joke video.

    From Onion: Oprah invited fans to be buried alongside with her.

    Silly 2 minute compilation of inspirational speeches from 40 Hollywood movies.

    Funny – no I mean hilarious– 8 minute audio story from the Moth Podcast about an actor’s crazy attempt to get cast on the Survivor Reality TV show

    I wasn’t aware that the Richard Feynman videos were so accessible or humorous. Here’s his attempt not to answer how magnets work. The Fun To Imagine series of talks (on Youtube) were off-the-cuff riffs on random natural topics. I think every 10-12 year old should watch these vides. Isn’t it great that they can!

    Here’s one fascinating video by Feynman about fire where he  answers an interesting question: where do trees get their substance  from? Yes, the answer has to do with photosynthesis, but it’s not obvious. 

    Microsoft produced a great site featuring Feynman’s lectures. Unfortunately they built it with Silverlight (MS’s multimedia platform), so some of the browsers don’t show it well.

    Here’s a video about Capitalist Jesus (from Michael Moore’s capitalism movie).

    I’ve grown fond of the Xtranormal animation video clips. Here’s one about the conversation between a tech writer and his project manager. Its accuracy is uncanny. (It was written by Tom Johnson, technical writer extraordinaire). Even though Xtranormal provides the perfect tool for satire, Johnson aims for verisimilitude, not humor. See also the more satirical So you want to get a Phd in the Humanities.

  • Linkdump: Video

    On another note, I’ve been watching episodes of the Classic 70s TV sitcom series Soap  (which is available for instant viewing on Netflix Instant).

  • Linkdump: Cultural and Literary

    First, I am reading and very much enjoying Steven Moore’s landmark book on the Novel: An Alternative History. (Read this review by Steven Donoghue which is extensive and critical though somewhat fair):

    If authors had any genuine talent for categorization, they’d be accountants. Authors are nitwits – that’s what makes them holy; it’s the critic’s job to determine categories. And a critic like Moore, who’s so lost in his pet theory that he’s willing to throw all categories to the wind, does neither writers nor readers any good service.

    I read books for a living, and a hefty number of those books are novels. I know what a novel is, and I’d bet my last basset hound Moore does too (at one point, when discussing an obscure Buddhist text – after once again scorning Buddhism itself, of course – he disqualifies it for ‘novel’ status, saying “we have to draw the line somewhere”). It’s not hard, but it does exclude medieval falconry manuals and ancient Egyptian recipe books. A novel is a coherent prose narrative that’s too long to be read comfortably in one sitting. Eighteen words instead of 700 pages – anticlimactic, I know, but there’s such a thing as making a mountain out of a molehill. If the book in question doesn’t tell (or want to tell) a coherent narrative, it isn’t a novel

    AP story about dog concert being organized by Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson.

    Multimedia artist Anderson said the inspiration for the canine performance came while she was backstage before an event and thought: “Wouldn’t it be great, if you were playing a concert and you look out and you see all dogs?

    Letters of Note reprint some famous or important letters. Faves: Steve Martin’s reply to a fan, Frank Sinatra’s letter to George Michael to chillax, Harlan Ellison’s requirements for giving a blurb, John Lennon’s letter to a clueless art critic and the poignant letter to FDR from a war widow.

    Linda Kirkpatrick writes about the Texas legend of Emily West (who some claim distracted Santa Ana at the Battle of San Jacinto and inspired the song Yellow Rose of Texas).  This comes from the Texas historical webzine Texas Escapes.

    Did  you know North Korea kidnapped one of South Korea’s best directors and actresses  and forced them  to make a North Korean horror film? (Film Review here). The complete movie is on Google Video.  From an IMDB comment:

    The backstory to this movie is pretty darn incredible – made in North Korea by the country’s dictator – the director and two lead performers were actually kidnapped from S. Korea after they refused to work on this movie with the dictator. Seriously – not kidding. As for the movie itself – it is pretty good in many ways. The story itself works as an old village myth – an iron eating monster comes to life to save poor farmers and villagers from a cruel warlord. The effects are cheesy and silly but some of the battle sequences are impressive for no other reasons then you can tell there are literally thousands of people fighting in these scenes. After all the CGI effects of recent time – it was refreshing and stunning to see so many actual people being used in a big battle. Then again, they probably didn’t have much choice. I guess if the dictator of a country tells you to be in his movie, you don’t refuse.

    Ursula Lindsey on how Egyptian bookstores are having problems selling Arabian Nights.

    Salem was the victim of a hisba case — what has become the legal weapon of choice in the arsenal of would-be censors. These are cases — based on a principle in Islamic law — in which an individual may sue another on behalf of society, alleging some grave harm has been done it. Several Islamist lawyers specialize in hisba lawsuits and use them with alarming frequency against writers, intellectuals, and professors whose opinions they deem to have denigrated Islam. Egypt’s minority Christian Coptic population also has its self-appointed moral guardians, eager to take novelists to court. And while charges against a book, author, or publisher are being investigated, the book is usually confiscated from the market.

    My god, I wish someone could file a suit against Glen Beck for bad taste!

    Merrill Markoe has a humorous video Something Extremely Important about her dog. I crack up every time I watch it. Other vids here and here. Markoe was the David Letterman writer who created Stupid Pet Tricks. Oh, imagine having that on your tombstone!

    Similar: Lost as reenacted by Cats in 1 minute. and Viral Video Film School on Adorable Puppies.

    From Thomas Leupp’s scabrous review of Sex and the City 2:

    By this point, King has clearly lost his perspective, unaware of how monstrously self-absorbed and entitled he’s allowed his film’s four protagonists to become, or how their unapologetic opulence might appear to a world still struggling to emerge from economic armageddon. He’s too preoccupied with mounting his female version of Ishtar — replete with awful puns involving camel toes and “Lawrence of my labia” and an atrocious karaoke performance of the feminist anthem “I Am Woman, Here Me Roar” — to notice how badly things have gone awry, and how badly his film reflects upon women.

    And it gets worse. Before leaving Abu Dhabi, the increasingly loathsome quartet become involved in a mishap that ends with Samantha (now effectively reduced to a walking hormone joke) in the middle of a busy town square, holding up a package of condoms, thrusting her hips and shouting, “I have sex!!!” as the Muslim call to prayer is sounded. Sex and the City 2 won’t win any awards (save for a few Razzies), but it could become an effective inspirational video for suicide bombers — provided they can endure the film’s two-and-a-half hour running time, of course.

    This singles map shows the gender ratio of single people in selected cities.  The most interesting thing here is that almost all cities have a higher ratio of males for all age bracket under 40; then it starts to even out and by the time you reach 45-49, females predominate. (Heck, what is killing all those males!?)  This makes me wonder about how the skewed gender ratios are affecting the dating scene in China.

    Patricia Gutman writes about how evolutionary biology is changing literary criticism and vice versa.  The comment section is amazing – populated by bitter academics and people generally frustrated by the drivel coming out of English departments.  The comment section makes clear that the real issue is not the latest trend coming out of English departments, but the futile attempt by English departments to embrace the social sciences as a way to improve their prominence in academia. Or to put it in another way: English departments are underfunded, teachers are woefully underpaid and they need alternate funding sources.  Here’s one comment that attempts to rebut this charge:

    There are several kinds of internet trolls conjured forth by internet discussions about English Departments and their internal workings:

    1) The math and science Philistine trolls: while most science types have a healthy respect for the humanities, there is a vocal minority that will seize any opportunity to mock and belittle that which makes them feel insecure: intellect used in the service of something other than the empirical and the rational. Art. Literature. Maybe this is their revenge for that “B-” in Classic Modern Novels. I’m not sure, but it would seem that these trolls would rather see humanity evolve into the Borg cube than the Federation.

    2) Bitter, rejected English department grads who feel rejected by the mother they love because she can’t find them a job. This group is perhaps the most transparent. Most are in fact aware deep down that their spite is motivated by ego bruising and rejection, but they just can’t help spitting on the nipple that once nursed them.

    3) Cultural conservatives. These people hate literature because it is a “liberal” art. They know that if their sons and daughters read, they may might become more empathetic, might become bleeding hearts who want to do terrible things like provide health care for those in need. They are driven to troll these threads by the same motivation that drives them to troll science and environmental threads: hatred of the intellect, fear of that which they don’t understand, and provincialism.

    4) Overly romantic creative writers: most creative writers have healthy understanding of the role of critics and scholars (who are also teachers of literature, after all). But there is a vocal minority who wish to maintain a hostile divide between creating and reacting to art. These people are mostly art purists, anti-intellectual romantics who just don’t understand why universities pay people to teach literature rather than pay them to finish their sonnet cycles and slam poems.

    5) Undergrads who received a low grade in a literature class. It can’t be that I wrote an obvious and vague paper! Look! The whole field is messed up! It wasn’t me!

    Strange bedfellows, no?

    All of these groups share some common misunderstandings: for one, that English departments are dying (they are not, statistics show enrollment has been fairly steady and the long-term enrollment trend is up). English departments continue to dominate almost all university humanities in terms of enrollment and student interest. Another misunderstanding: that intellectual restlessness and diversity in a field somehow amounts to intellectual death. The opposite is true. English departments versatility, prolixity, and openness to change comprise a strength, not a weakness.

    (By the way, I clearly reside in camps 2 and 4! See my thoughts about grad school here).

    Peter Gutmann is a lawyer who writes a lot of criticism about classical music. Here’s a great profile he did of the German composer Wilhelm Furtwangler (who stayed in Nazi Germany even though he kept it at arm’s length):

    Despite his valid cultural intentions, he unwittingly bolstered the German war effort.

    For example, Furtwängler accepted the Vice Presidency of the mandatory performers’ union and served on a commission that approved the programs of all public concerts. He assumed these positions of leadership in order to maximize his impact upon preserving cultural integrity and assuring exposure to composers and artists of quality. But his constant visibility also served to legitimize and lend credibility to the Nazi regime, not only in the eyes of foreign observers, but to the citizenry as well: after all, how could the Nazis be thoroughly depraved barbarians if someone like Furtwängler could coexist with them?

    Similarly, after the War many asserted that Furtwängler concerts had served to rally Resistance members. These events succeeded in assembling a core group of cultural leaders for a post-war Germany who would vaunt humanism over militarism. Even outside Germany, many emigrants were inspired by Furtwängler as a symbol of their dissent. Thus, Furtwängler’s wartime activities may have produced lasting humanitarian benefits. In the short run, though, they had the opposite effect.

    As biographer Sam Shirakawa aptly notes, Furtwängler may have offered his art for the sake of “true Germans,” but he had no control over its dissemination. Thus, his concerts were broadcast to bolster troop morale. Worse, Hitler and his top henchmen often attended Furtwängler concerts to bask in his musical balm. That same balm may have lulled the frustrations of intellectuals and artists into indifference and diverted their energies from actively opposing the ongoing war and genocide. Furtwängler only saw music as a force for moral redemption. He once told Toscanini: “Human beings are free wherever Wagner and Beethoven are played and if they are not free at first, they are freed while listening to these works.” But the hearts of Nazi soldiers did not melt and the souls of their leaders proved impervious to aesthetic redemption. Were those responsible for (or at best indifferent toward) the liquidation of innocent millions really entitled to have their consciences set free by the liberating glory of music?

    Nor was Furtwängler’s personal outlook free of paradox. Indeed, even his attitude toward Jews was inconsistent. One of the axioms of Nazi social engineering was that Jews were incapable of being true spiritual Germans and therefore were less than fully human and a social pollution. Nowhere was the absurdity of this assumption more apparent than in classical music, as many of Germany’s finest performers were Jews. Indeed, the pianist Artur Schnabel, a Jew, was universally hailed as the preeminent exponent of Mozart, Schubert and especially Beethoven, the quintessential German musicians. And yet, although he was ideally equipped to reject the Nazi racist view, Furtwängler often drew distinctions between two classes of Jews.

    On the one hand, he ardently supported Jews who had arrived at the top of their musical, artistic, scientific or academic professions. Furtwängler vehemently opposed Nazi efforts to oust such individuals, as they had become an integral part of, and significant contributors to, German culture. The vast majority of Jews whom Furtwängler assisted were professionals (or their families or acquaintances).

    On the other hand, though, Furtwängler apparently felt that Jews outside these exalted ranks were potentially subversive and therefore expendable. He endorsed attacks upon alleged Jewish domination of newspapers because, in his view, this supplanted the development of a truly “German” press. Similarly, he seemed to indulge boycotts of Jewish commerce, protesting only the resultant adverse foreign publicity and the threat of a spill-over that could deplete the arts.

  • The Inimitable Catherine Tate & Stephen Moffat

    While stumbling upon random things on Youtube, I came across this hilarious comedy character called Lauren Cooper (played by Catherine Tate).

    Amazingly, I stumbled upon Catherine Tate on Season 4 of Doctor Who (a friend of mine tells me that her comic talents were underutilized on this show).

    Charlie Jane Anders has a guide for getting started with Doctor Who.

    Finally, Stephen Moffat wrote an outstanding Doctor Who parody episode. Moffat wrote some of the best episodes in the new Doctor Who including the Empty Child and Blink. He also was the main writer for the British sex comedy Coupling.

  • Ipad, music vids, crime & media linkdump

    I’m determined to actually get work done today and not do a lot of random stuff. So this blogpost will merely record some things I’ve found over the last few days.

    Totally random video by Steve Martin talking about the Jerk to the AFI. The movie is not that well-regarded, but is exactly right for my age group and doesn’t have a dull moment. See also his Mark Twain prize Acceptance speech.

    Some pretty amazing nostalgia videos:

    • B52s sing Downtown in 1978 before they became famous. (I can’t get this out of my head!)  Petula Clark said in an interview that she also preferred her version best, but it was pointed out that her version had no cow bell to which she thought, then replied, "I like the B-52’s version better too!" There are many videos from that 1978 performance, including Rock Lobster.
    • Speaking of Petula, here is her Downtown in German. At that time apparently singers used to sing the same song in many different languages. Here’s Clark’s  incredible Hello Dolly in French.
    • Quite accidentally I stumbled upon a marvelous (and sexually explicit) music video  also named Downtown by Peaches. SFW, but I would wait until you get home!
    • Midnight Special had some great live performances including Bad Bad Leroy Brown, Steve Miller’s  The Joker, Taste of Honey’s Boogie Oogie Oogie and Manfred Mann’s Blinded by the Light.  I don’t know if this is necessarily a good thing, but it’s interesting how the Midnight Special’s live performances sound pretty similar to the canonical recordings (with a few embellishments).
    • Speaking of Croce’s, his live performances are electrifying. Here’s his 1972 live performance of You Don’t Mess Around with Jim.  He was 29 at the time, a year before he died. It’s a sad fact that America doesn’t recognize great artists until it is too late. (Fortunately, for regular readers of this blog, you already know who is  the best songwriter in the USA today   because I’ve interviewed her! 

    Nick Bilton on computers and eyestrain (a very important question for ebooks):

    “The new LCDs don’t affect your eyes,” Mr. Taussig said. “Today’s screens update every eight milliseconds, whereas the human eye is moving at a speed between 10 and 30 milliseconds.”

    From the same article, a quote by ergonomic expert Alan Hedge:

    Professor Alan Hedge, director of the Human Factors and Ergonomics Laboratory at Cornell University, said that reducing eye fatigue is less a matter of choosing a specific display than of taking short breaks from looking at the screen.

    When we read, Dr. Hedge explained,  a series of ocular muscles jump around and can cause strain, regardless of whether we are looking at pixels or paper. “While you’re reading, your eyes make about 10,000 movements an hour. It’s important to take a step back every 20 minutes and let your eyes rest,” he said.

    See also the NYT Room for Debate with some technology luminaries about the ipad and portable devices. the biggest complaint seems to be that the iPad didn’t really tap into the power of the cloud. See also the exhaustive 18 page Arstechnica Review of iPad.  It is exhaustive, but I bet about 10 of these 18 pages are just screenshots.

    Eric Alterman reports about the “free pass” that reporters gave John McCain in the 2008 campaign:

    McCain flatters the press in other ways as well. For instance, he is particularly adept at embracing reporters’ romantic notions of themselves as tough-minded, hard-charging opponents of power, particularly conservative power. After facing questions from the late Tim Russert, host of NBC’s influential Meet the Press, he opined, "I just had my interrogation on Russert…. It’s a good thing I had all that preparation in North Vietnam!" One can hardly imagine what it must have been like for McCain to endure what he did as a POW in North Vietnam, but it’s hard to believe that it is an appropriate metaphor for taking questions about his main opponent in the Republican primary such as this: "Is Governor Romney waving the white flag?… Is Governor Romney suggesting surrender?"

    And then there’s the special treatment, given no other American politician, to allow McCain to make his case to the public. When Media Matters conducted a study of Sunday-morning network guest lists, it discovered that the most frequent invitee during the nine-year period of 1997-2005 was McCain, who had appeared 124 times–over 50 percent more than his closest competitor. What’s more, not only was he the most frequent guest, he was the most honored. McCain was accorded eighty-six solo interviews. The runner-up in this solo interview sweepstakes was former Democratic Senator Tom Daschle, with just forty-five. As Senate minority leader, Daschle was the highest-ranking official in his party; McCain, who was on the outs with the leadership of his party for much of this period, was the leader of nothing but himself. In fact, during the early period of Bush’s presidency, before–apparently–he decided that he wanted to be the Republican nominee for President in 2008, McCain often represented the Democratic position on questions about taxes and political reform.

     

    As much as Eric Alterman is right about everything, the main mistake he made was in turning this article into a laundry list of things which were wrong about McCain (which at present is of no importance). I would have preferred that this story be about the media and not merely about presidential politics.

    Timothy Noah on what the IRS will really do when health care reform passes:

    When someone files their return, the insurance company will send us a little box that is checked, a yes-no question, that says do they have coverage or not. They’ll send it to the individual, the individual will attach it to their return, and they’ll send it to us. Think [of it] just like a 1099, where you get information reporting about the interest that you have on the bank account. We will run matching programs around that, and if somebody doesn’t have coverage they’ll either have paid the penalty that they owe or they’ll get a letter from us saying that you owe this amount.

    I think there’s a couple important points that I would make, though, about our role in health reform. One is these are not the kinds of things—check the box whether you’re here or not—that we send agents out about. These are things where you get a letter from us. Second is Congress was very careful to make sure that there was nothing too punitive in this bill. … First of all, there’s no criminal sanctions for not paying this, and there’s no ability to levy a bank account or do seizures, some of the other tools.

    My belief is while some people may play with the kind of question that was asked, the vast majority of American people have a healthy respect for the law and want to be compliant with their tax obligations and whatever else the law holds. People will get letters from us. We can actually do collection if need be. People can get offsets of their tax returns in future years [italics mine], so there’s a variety of ways for us to focus on things like fraud, things like abuse, and we’re gonna run a balanced program.

    As an aside, I have to say that Slate really publishes some good stuff both in the past and present.  I just read David Plotz’s 2001 Seed Series (about the children produced by sperm bank donations).  The series is long and fascinating; I would start with this article which summarizes the results he collected.

    James Rainey summarizes the results from a Norman Lear study about local news media:

    New study of 30 minute  local news programs:

    • ads = > 8 minutes
    • news outside city = 7.5 minutes
    • weather & teasers = 6 minutes

    Out of 8.5 remaining minutes most are crime scene, rescued animal stories, human interest stories, leaving less than 30 seconds for actual investigative reporting. Rainey comments:

    You’re sure to learn about the Guitar Hero championships. (Slammin’ video. No analysis required.) But don’t expect to find out much about who’s running for Assembly or just how much library hours will be reduced by the latest city budget cuts.

    Speaking of which, I just learned that Houston Public Library hours have been reduced… again! Oh, well.

    My old government teacher Murvin Auzenne offers this gem by Valerie Callanan’s Feeding the Fear of Crime: Crime-related Media and Support for Three Strikes.

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    "…Research has shown that the pubilc believes that crime levels are the same or worse than what is presented in the media…surveys conducted in 1993 and 1994 found that almost 90% of respondents thought that crime was rising and at an all time high ,even though crime, particularly violent crime , had already started to decline….

    The implications are unsettling. Silly me; I used to think that prison corporations contributing to electoral campaigns of tough-on-crime judicial candidates was the only dsyfunctional influence.

    Christopher Helman explains why large corporations don’t appear to pay income taxes: they defer income and put costs in high-tax countries and profits in low-income countries. Oh, the advantages of being a multinational corporation!

  • John Denver parody protests mountain top removal

    Tonya Adkins uses a John Denver song to protest mountain top removal in West Virginia.  Lyrics by Bob Kinkaid. Eloquent and heartbreaking.

    As I listened to the original John Denver song, I was shocked to discover that the song was specifically about West Virginia mountains (making the parody all the more poignant).

    Almost heaven West Virginia
    Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah river
    Life is old there older than the trees
    Younger than the mountains blowin’ like a breeze
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belove
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    All my memories gather round her
    Miner’s lady stranger to blue water
    Dark and dusty painted on the sky
    Misty taste of moonshine teardrops in my eyes
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    I hear a voice in the morning hour as she calls me
    The radio reminds me of my home far away
    Drivin’ down the road I get a feelin’
    That I should have home yesterday yesterday
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    Country roads take me home
    To the place I belove
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    West Virginia mountain momma
    Take me home country roads
    Take me home country roads
    Take me home country roads

    From a recent scientific paper on the subject:

    The U.S. Clean Water Act and its implementing regulations state that burying streams with materials discharged from mining should be avoided. Mitigation must render nonsignificant the impacts that mining activities have on the structure and function of aquatic ecosystems. The Surface Mining Control and Reclamation Act imposes requirements to minimize impacts on the land and on natural channels, such as requiring that water discharged from mines will not degrade stream water quality below established standards.

    Yet mine-related contaminants persist in streams well below valley fills, forests are destroyed, headwater streams are lost, and biodiversity is reduced; all of these demonstrate that MTM/VF causes significant environmental damage despite regulatory requirements to minimize impacts. Current mitigation strategies are meant to compensate for lost stream habitat and functions but do not; water-quality degradation caused by mining activities is neither prevented nor corrected during reclamation or mitigation.

    Clearly, current attempts to regulate MTM/VF practices are inadequate. Mining permits are being issued despite the preponderance of scientific evidence that impacts are pervasive and irreversible and that mitigation cannot compensate for losses. Considering environmental impacts of MTM/VF, in combination with evidence that the health of people living in surface-mining regions of the central Appalachians is compromised by mining activities, we conclude that MTM/VF permits should not be granted unless new methods can be subjected to rigorous peer review and shown to remedy these problems. Regulators should no longer ignore rigorous science. The United States should take leadership on these issues, particularly since surface mining in many developing countries is expected to grow extensively

  • Risque Music Videos: Nonsensical or Subversive?

    Here are 3  songs that are going to infect your brain: nonsensical songs with obscene lyrics and a hard rhythm. (By the way, both were features on the 2009 SXSW mp3 torrent download).

    Here’s an amazing rap song and an amazing music video by hip hopper  Bomani Armah called Read a Book! If you check  his website, you see a creative articulate talent.

    • Bomani is frustrated and dumbfounded by the crippling limits of the English language. He wishes he was a visual artist, cause there is no way words like “love” should mean as many things as it does. It’s part of the reason he has no problem with slang, ebonics, bad diction, bad grammar or just straight making up words. Ya undadig?
    • Bomani thinks artistic competitions are over rated, and that battle rapping is played out. Real art cannot be a competition. Any art award boils down to a popularity contest, which has it’s own merit, but does not validate or denigrate art.
    • Bomani, in his heart, values fame at least 5 times more than money. In his head though, he’s calculating his sons’ college education. In his spirit he could care less about any of it..
    • Bomani will support violent, misogynistic, socially irrelevant and mind numbingly stupid expressions if he likes it artistically. You can try to have a logical debate about it, but he’s an artist and will answer all your inquiries as to why he likes said art until he is left with the final answer of “Because”.
    • Bomani is not one of those artists who create for his self. There is a time for meaningless abstractness that is meant to confuse, intrigue, and make highbrow people feel good about understanding. (It’s called therapy).
    • He does not need or encourage the use of intoxicants to inspire art (but if you got it, pass it)

    Here’s song #2:  European electronic dj/rapper. LeLe’s Breakfast.  It occurs to me that whereas the lyrics of Bomani Armah are playful but message-oriented,  the lyrics of   lot of European electro-hiphop means absolutely nothing!  (Perhaps because the target audience is people whose first language is not English?) Compare to another European music group E-rotic  which uses very suggestive sexual lyrics, but nobody would accuse it of corrupting our youth. Music can get away with a lot on the dance floor.  Musicians are always attuned to the sound of words, but I think European singers  depend on it more to attract listeners. Listen to 2 more songs: Tings That’s Not My Name and Lele’s Skinny Jeans . Obviously I could pick out examples to prove or disprove this statement. But it seems to me that if you live in (basically) a monolingual culture, musicians try really hard to use the songs to express ideas and feelings in a verbal way. Busta Rhymes Gimme Some More, like other rap songs is so densely packed that one is aware of how much is flying past. Nowadays commercial artists probably write songs with an eye towards making a music video (and so pack a lot more imagery and melodrama than would normally be there).  Music videos  help in the decoding process, but I seriously doubt a European rap artist could spend so much time making his lyrics so intricate and slangy and topical. 

    Related: psychological research about earworms, (songs that get in your mind and can’t get out). Also, suggestions about what and what not to do in the event you are infected.

  • Walt Whitman & Levi’s Jeans

    Here’s an amazing TV commercial for Levi’s Jeans starring…. Walt Whitman!

    Yes, that’s his actual voice reading the 1888 poem America in this video poem/commercial.  Here’s another video poem for Whitman’s Pioneers from Leaves of Grass..this time read by actor Will Greer. (These pieces are directed by M. Blash of the ad agency Wieden & Kennedy).

    Aja Gabel comments:

    When I watch the commercials, I am convinced that I am the mistress of my own fate. I’m just not sure if I’m okay with that fate being sold to me for $40 a pair by a man who worked nearly his entire life to eschew the mainstream. If Whitman wore jeans, he wore them because they were the clothes of the rebellious, not because they were the affordable uniform of the pretty.

    I’m actually all for corporations co-opting public domain images and sounds and stories. It’s good to have a lifeline to previous eras, good to see a contemporary rendering of an early poem. Perhaps it would be better if videographers did these kinds of reworking outside of ads  (so we don’t have to spend so much time guessing at the video’s hidden agenda).  What next – Emily Dickinson being used to sell deodorant?

  • Brilliant Schoolhouse Rock & Schoolhouse Rock Parodies

    Here are some schoolhouse rock music videos. These were short educational songs that they showed on American TV in the 1970s. Most person over the age of 30 knows almost all of these songs by heart. These are great songs, and they reveal a lot about the style from the 1970s. There are countless examples, but my faves are InterjectionsConjunction Junction, A Noun is a person, place or thing, Verbs, Multiplication Rock: I got Six (I just loved the fact they made a song about a number!), Three is a Magic Number, Figure Eight, The Preamble.

    I showed a few vids to my nephew, and he loved them (although Youtube was acting flaky, so he didn’t watch a lot).  I just love how the songs introduce grammar concepts that are intermediate but the song but doesn’t teach down to people. A few  observations:

    • I just love how the girl jumps into the frame in A Noun is a person place or thing. Immediately we grasp that there are two realities, the reality of the song and the reality of the example. Anybody instantly gets it.
    • Conjunction Junction is actually a very intricate song and that runon sentence that the song ends with is both whimsical and illustrative of how conjunctions lets you extend sentences endlessly. And what a great metaphor!
    • Frequently the song is singing at several different levels: to the youngest learner, to the smart middle schooler and to the adult.
    • Preamble is a good anthem kind of song, giving significance to a paragraph which would normally bore people. Bravo for tackling that subject!
    • Verbs and I got Six have a dated quality, conveying the new enthusiasm for ethnic identities and empowerment.
    • I love musical videos that incorporate text and fonts, giving reinforcement in several mediums.

    Now here’s the great news. Schoolhouse Rock has put out an ecology/climate change series of songs called Earth Rock this year. See You oughta be saving water, Trash Can Band, Don’t be a carbon sasquatch! , Save the Ocean (complete), the Rainforest, Little Things we Do (I love this!)

    Apparently Mad TV did some brilliant Schoolhouse Rock parodies: Dysfunction junction, Nouns, Fatty, Fatty get your junk food here and Substitute Teacher math. Their level of parody rises to the level of brilliance of the original videos.

  • Political Humor Pt 3551

    David Letterman gives the top 10 presidential moments of George W. Bush.

    Here’s Letterman whining (and I do mean whining ) when John McCain cancelled an appearance.

    It’s funny how they have let Letterman become more political and opinionated over the past couple of years.

  • Shut Up and Let me Eat my Fish!

    I woke up at 4:00 AM in the morning determined to write a storm of fiction. Instead I end up catching on some random blogs! Time is a-wastin.

    Ok, let me get it out of the way. (Hey, it’s my birthday now).

    I really enjoy satirical blogs and don’t hype them enough.

    IOZ Interviews Malcolm Gladwell:

    IOZ: Malcolm, what is your new book about?
    MG: Well, IOZ, it’s about how when you call across a room, street, or open outdoor area to someone who hasn’t previously noticed you, they will hear you and become aware of your presence. This is really a remarkable phenomenon, but much of the newest research has yet to be written about for a general audience. I got the idea one day when I was in Manhattan. I was on Bleeker, and suddenly someone called, "Hey!" Before that, I hadn’t known he was there. Afterward, I did. So I started to ask myself, what goes on in that moment. What is the real story there? In a broader sense, it is a book about what it means to be human.
    IOZ: Heady stuff, no doubt. But Malcolm, won’t some people say, oh, that is just glib repackaging of a totally banal and widely appreciated fundamental of everyday, lived experience?
    MG: They might, but they would be misunderstanding the central idea of the book. You see, this isn’t a story that’s been told before. It isn’t about hearing, or voice recognition, or the habits of human public interaction. Those stories have been told before. This is really a story about an idea.

    Fafblog on the Iranian threat:

    Q: Is Iran a threat?
    A: Oh yes. Even as we speak Iran is potentially starting the beginnings of a very possibly quite almost-real hypothetically nuclear weapons program!
    Q: Oh no! How many nuclear weapons does Iran already have?
    A: Counting warheads, ICBMs, mid- and long-range missiles, ABMs, tactical nukes, bunker-busters and submarine-based weaponry, the full nuclear arsenal of Iran at this moment is very rapidly just beginning to quite possibly approach a number just short of one!
    Q: That makes them almost as deadly as the rogue nation of Whoville or the Islamic Republic of Candyland!
    A: And they could be just months away from an actual bomb!
    Q: But they’ve been just months away from a bomb for years now.
    A: I know! Which means in terror years, Iran already has a bomb… in your child’s precious brain!
    Q: But that’s where she keeps her sugarplum dreams!
    A: That’s why it’s up to us to already have being stopped them!
    Q: What will Iran do with nuclear weapons?
    A: Terrible things. For a start, it will have them.
    Q: Oh no!
    A: And once it has them, it can threaten to use them, if anyone else tries to use them on them.
    Q: There would be no defense against their self-defense.
    A: They pose an existential threat to our ability to existentially threaten them.

    A more caustic critique of Israeli’s military adventurism:

    Israel’s critics will forever bicker over the spilled milk of Israeli policy – a few thousand homes demolished here, a few thousand corpses over there – but we must allow that Israel has a right to defend itself, and we must also allow that defending itself necessarily entails the indiscriminate bombing of thousands of screaming refugees. After all, if an implacable terrorist enemy had been launching rockets at one of your villages, wouldn’t you do everything in your power to stop them? And once those same implacable terrorist enemies agreed to a cease-fire, wouldn’t you break that cease-fire by bombing them and their families, reasoning that they are, after all, implacable terrorist enemies, and not to be trusted? And when you went to bomb those terrorists and their families, wouldn’t you also bomb everyone and everything around them, reasoning that only a terrorist would live near, go to school with, or be hospitalized in the same vicinity as a terrorist? And when you went to bomb everything around them, wouldn’t you be sure to plan that bombing months before the event that nominally precipitated it? And before planning that massive bombing campaign, wouldn’t you be sure to cut the entire population off from terrorist food, militant medicine, and jihadist electricity for months in advance? And when that population retaliated against your pre-retaliation retaliation by launching rockets at one of your villages, wouldn’t that merely confirm their nature as implacable terrorist enemies who must be destroyed at any cost?

    This satire might require an explanation. Some wingnuts were gloating  over some emails which “prove” that climate scientists have been lying to us all the time. Never mind the fact that stealing emails is illegal and desperate. Carbonfixated has the dirt on the damning correspondence between Newton and Leibniz!

    If you own any shares in companies that produce reflecting telescopes, use differential and integral calculus, or rely on the laws of motion, I should start dumping them NOW. The conspiracy behind the calculus myth has been suddenly, brutally and quite deliciously exposed after volumes of Newton’s private correspondence were compiled and published.

    When you read some of these letters, you realise just why Newton and his collaborators might have preferred to keep them confidential. This scandal could well be the biggest in Renaissance science. These alleged letters – supposedly exchanged by some of the most prominent scientists behind really hard math lessons – suggest:

    Conspiracy, collusion in covering up the truth, manipulation of data, private admissions of flaws in their public claims and much more.

    But perhaps the most damaging revelations are those concerning the way these math nerd scientists may variously have manipulated or suppressed evidence to support their cause.

    Facebook humor:

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    Jared Spool on Revealing Design Treasures on Amazon.com. If you want, you can just click through the slides to get an idea what is going on, but Spool is a dynamite speaker. I attended a conference he put on in 2000 where he talked about the number of people who mistakenly bought tickets online for Disneyland when they actually had intended to go to Disneyworld.

    Ok, a quiz. Can you guess who made this statement?

    I am not going to discuss now whether we did the right thing by going there. But it is a fact that we went there absolutely not knowing the psychology of the people, or the real situation in the country. And everything that we were and are doing in Afghanistan is inconsistent with the moral face of our country.

    (The answer is here).

    Comic Jon Hodgeman asks in a 14 minute video if  Obama is really a nerd.  Entertaining.

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    Christopher Beam compiles an index of Sarah Palin’s new book. I’m no fan of Palin, but at the supermarket I found myself salivating over Palin’s Runner’s World cover picture – which also went on the cover of Newsweek.

    David Pogue on deliberately comical Amazon reviews. See the UFO-02 Detector, the Mountain Men 3 Wolf T-shirt, Tuscan Whole Milk.

    Oh, f—-. My browser just crashed. (I was just thinking to myself, it’s a good thing my Firefox browser hasn’t crashed; I have a lot of windows open which I need to get to). Thanks, firefox.

    Egad, there’s no need to cuss. It’s just a browser; it’s not as if anyone has died or a comet is about to hit the earth.  I’ve started to take pride in avoiding profanity. I’m not a prude about profanity; but it becomes dull very quickly. 

    Meanwhile, let’s consult Samuel Beckett:

    (Here’s something similar, mercifully shorter).

  • How Not to Make a Marriage Proposal Video for Youtube

    This wedding proposal video has so many things wrong with it I don’t know where to begin.

    Some lessons can be learned:

    1. Don’t call your video “Greatest Wedding Video of All Time.” Everyone says that.
    2. Don’t bring the girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend along!  And don’t let the ex suggest things  to say!
    3. If you are videotaping, please don’t talk a lot  and keep  using the F word!! Stop making fun of the future bride’s hat!
    4. Also, if you are videotaping, don’t scream, “We love you!” before the girl has time to say yes.

    To summarize: Make sure that the microphone is recording the proposal, not the people in the other car!

    (Seriously, for all its nuttiness, I hope it worked out in the end).

    For more pointers, check this list of the best youtube marriage proposals.

    Update: This video was taken down. Tragedy!  A friend who is a policeman decides to stage an arrest of the man proposing. Odd idea, but the execution is just atrocious. The policeman brings along one of the girl’s ex-boyfriends  ( to hold the camera). The people in the police car are drunk and tossing off profanities while laughing. The man’s friends have good intentions and were just trying to be funny, but they are absolutely clueless about how the video will appear later on.  There’s a lesson to be learned here: what might strike you as funny at the time will seem ridiculously tasteless years later.