Idiotprogrammer: Texas Literary Blog

Category: Offbeat/Humor

  • Best Blonde Joke Ever!

    Wow, I don’t normally go for Dumb Blonde jokes, but I gotta say. This one has become my all-time favorite.

  • Comic Diversions

    Two photos I loved. Lady Gaga with a nutty outfit.  I love her two bodyguards.  Canadians celebrating the hockey gold medal (and the Canadian health care system). Other random things: 50 Cents vs. Jozin z Bazin ; Hitler responds to the iPad (oh, this joke never gets old).  (If you haven’t seen the MadTV Ipad…

  • Random Onion Stuff

    Onion video: How to pretend you give a shit about the election . Some American voices: On Cows who instinctively know North and whether moisturizers cause cancer in mice.

  • And now this …. (what!?!)

    I just watched a Superbowl commercial on hulu which was introduced by a TV commercial for Coca Cola.  That’s what it has come down to:  even the TV commercials now have TV commercials. This blog post is about a blogpost about itself.

  • Oatmeal Humor and Puritanical Pangs

    Robert Shares some funny vulgar comics and then feels puritanical pangs about it.

  • Risque Comedy & Flagging those Molecules

    Crazy TV nonnews. The actor who played the annoying Screech in Saved by the Bell  tells how he picked up women: walk around Disneyland until a teenage girl recognizes him and starts hanging around. (From an amusing book review written by Sam Greenspan). Ever wonder how to get on CNN? Write a random note about…

  • The List is back: Old Gossip Page on wayback machine

    A few years ago I came across this hilarious  gossip site and even blogged about it. But the site name “The List” was horribly generic, so much that I couldn’t even search my own site to find out the original URL. (I tried several times). Quite by accident I stumbled upon my mention of it…

  • Should I blog about this? (Part 17)

    Every so often I come across a risque and/or ribald article which I am afraid to share on my blog. Here is another one. The Puppetry of the Penis is an Australian comic live show where male comedians do tricks with their genitals. Becca Costello wrote a profile of this comedy act a few years…

  • Shut Up and Let me Eat my Fish!

    I woke up at 4:00 AM in the morning determined to write a storm of fiction. Instead I end up catching on some random blogs! Time is a-wastin. Ok, let me get it out of the way. (Hey, it’s my birthday now). I really enjoy satirical blogs and don’t hype them enough. IOZ Interviews Malcolm…

  • The World’s Only Swimming Channel

    I’m at a loss to explain this. I do not have cable TV, but my TV has an antenna which receives 8-10 major channels, plus about 15-20 others. I almost never watch those minor channels (actually I almost never watch the major channels either), but recently I found a channel with swimming – lots of…

  • Psychoanalytic interpretations of Wizard of Oz by random people

    Psychoanalytic interpretations of Wizard of Oz by random people

    Random & Funny Interpretations of the Movie (and Book) Wizard of Oz. By Texas blogger Robert Nagle

  • Catching up with Hilarity

    Here is a hilarious page from a Jon Stewart comedy book. I scanned it several months ago intending to post it here, but forgot. The writers were envisioning how a 24 hour news network planned their news coverage. To see the excerpt, click to read the entire entry.

  • No more Duckface! Specialty Humor Blogs

    I love how single gags can become the basis for a blog and even international fame. See Antiduckface and This is why you’re fat.

  • Funny Thinks I’ve Stumbled Upon

    If you are looking for humor to be entertained by, I suggest joining stumbleupon, downloading the browser toolbar  and selecting a category relevant to you: (I use “adult humor”). Fun for hours! Robert Lanham’s Internet-Age Writing Syllabus and Course Overview . Fabulous. Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast Onion Video: Scientists…

  • Create your own Clippy messages

    You may remember Clippy as an annoying interactive help tool in MS Office. Microsoft eventually removed it completely. Here’s a funny joke tool that allows you to bring it back…along with annoying and nonsensical messages. Such as: It appears you are connected to the Internet. I see that you have been using your mouse. Your…

  • Ken Circeo: Technical Writers can be interesting (sometimes)

    I was reading a small piece from a Microsoft person about how he came to be a technical writer when I decided to plow through his archives. The stuff I found just cracked me up. Technical Writer (and ex-Microsoft worker)  Ken Circeo on meeting Bill Gates: At first, I thought it might be a Gates…